seech

a combination of the words "see" and "gooch", describes the unfortunate occurance when the 69 position is performed with a male on top so that the poor soul on the bottom has their partner's gooch in their eyes; also used in conjunction with other word's as an insult, such as "seechface" and "seechwhore"

My boyfriend and I decided to switch things up last night and try 69ing with him on top. The only downside was my view, as there was some major seech going on.

by wise holy lawyer June 26, 2009

selection

Song, track

"the DJ with the boom selection"
dj who selects wicked tracks

by Anonymous May 23, 2003

Demon Semen

A term usually used by a guy to describe the potency of his semen.

"I think she wants a taste of my demon semen."

by Stud April 11, 2005

greasy bag of ogre semen

An insult used on geeks, many of which play dungeons and dragons in their parents basements night after night. The ultimate insult to bring out rage in gaming geeks.

Yeah, thats great that you've got a 87th level monk, you greasy bag of ogre semen. Now let's see if ya can really fight.

by DARKJESTER December 29, 2004

Semen Siphon

a whore

Joe: you are a semen siphon

Sally: yeah

by spips September 18, 2009

semen seal of approval

The act of approving a pornographic magazine by masturbating all over it.

Josh: How did you like that playboy.

Mike: It has my semen seal of approval.

by Joshua B-rooks July 6, 2012

semen collector

One who collects semen to give to sperm research

Doctor 1: We need a trustworthy semen collector in order to assure further research.

Doctor 2: I heard Jack is known worldwide for his semen collecting abilities.

Doctor 1: I will look into hiring him.

by Nigger licker October 23, 2013