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Gay Seeding

Once a popular passtime, the gardening term Gay Seeding consists of digging a small hole, planting a seed in it, and exclaiming gay-pride phrases in a loud, proud voice, as in, "Be Faaaabulous!!!"
"I put in my garden last week and was gay seeding.

I scared my neighbor lady until she figured out I was urging on my veggie garden, at which point she came out and joined me. We are besties now."
by JustAnyone May 22, 2025
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Unicorn Seed

The hip new soda pop that all the kids are guzzling on the street corners. Its popularity has been hugely fostered by product placement in popular films. For instance, in the film "Muscular Hooker 2", Will Smith's character takes a dramatically-framed swig of Unicorn Seed! and then suddenly grows a CGI erection which extends into infinity, and then Will Smith's mind explodes, and the movie ends

For that scene alone, Roger Ebert gives the film 3 and a half stars. Not many people know this, but movie critics have a finite amount of stars they can award in their lifetime. They are often kept in a vault, heavily secured to prevent a senile Scrooge McDuck from wandering in, mistaking the stars for gold coins, and swimming in them. This is for Scrooge's own protection, as the stars have sharp edges and would lacerate his body into a bloody feathered pulp.
Matt: "I heard Damen purchased a new jug of Unicorn Seed the other day."
by Elk Skinned Carburetor April 29, 2024
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DEEP-SEEDED

The Word Said/Used When Most People Really Mean to Say DEEP-SEATED, Same Meaning We Just All Say It Wrong Cuz Thats What It Should Be...
Meaning DEEPLY INGRAINED or DEEPLY FELT...
She Had Very DEEP-SEEDED Feelings and Traditions When It Came to How She Felt About Marriage...
by KEVIN-27-YEARS May 29, 2024
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Cloud Seeding

When Individual is jerking off or having sex and it seems they can’t finsih, and mid stroke, they feel someone massaging their prostate and they bust their load all over.
Ayyy Yoo, Can you cloud seed me, I need a little help making it rain.

Last night if it wasn't for you cloud seeding me, I would still have blue balls.
by Deathdesired247 May 30, 2024
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sparkly seed

The MHA fandom likes to drench their sparkly seed all over Horikoshi's asscheeks
by Wiktionarious February 27, 2024
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Troll Seed

The first bait comment of a troll in a forum to provoke responses to their desperation for attention.
Examples of troll seeds: "Any person(s) are stupid." "Any person(s) are traitors." "Any person(s) are racist." "Any person(s) are sexist."
by KirklesWorth March 5, 2024
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Seed Dating

Go out with someone (in whom one is romantically or sexually interested) with intent to reproduce
by Gio Bidoni March 24, 2024
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