Scrub One Out

1.To rub one out using soap in the shower
2. To rub one out thinking about Zach Braff

I always shout "Turk" as I climax when I scrub one out in the shower to the image of Zach Braff.

by Dirté September 21, 2021

scriffin

Just a little bit or a small amount of somthing.

I only have a scriffin left, do you want it?

by Hammerhead Hughes May 20, 2022

Scrub Turn

When someone who was previously going places drops their ambitions, often in favor of fitting in with a lower-achieving social circle.

Synonyms: To fall off, to lose one's edge

Etymology: From the pro wrestling term "heel turn" except instead of becoming a heel (villain), the person in question becomes a scrub (underachiever)

Diego got into a great university, but he took a scrub turn and centered his life mainly around drinking and playing video games with his buddies. Now a year after graduating college, he seems less talented than he was back in high school.

There's a lot of pressure to turn scrub, but you only get one life to make your dreams come true.

by GenTelGuy July 13, 2023

Corn Scrubber

Someone who performs the act of scrubbing someone's corn hole.

Dude, you are such a corn scrubber!!

by Smashed Planet March 8, 2011

Dick scrub

(Adj.) A man or woman who cannot use a penis effectively.

Did you hear about john? He was using the urinal and hit the people behind him! What a dick scrub!

by Thataco October 15, 2015

finger scrub

When a couple is smoothly travelling to second base but the woman is afraid that she will contract AIDS so she forces her partner to have a good old finger scrub before proceeding

"Dude, did you make it to second base last night?"
"Yeah man, but she made me get a finger scrub beforehand"
"Oh, those damn finger scrubs!"

by Big lez mate January 7, 2016

get scrubbed

When something unfortunate happens but it's hilarious. Such as someone falling or doing something clumsy.

Bob: "Did you hear that he forgot to clear his cache?"

Gordon: "Get scrubbed bro."

by brosidius June 6, 2016