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Straightass

-adjective

1. Relating to an ass without a curve, bend, or strictly vertical/horizontal

2. Honest person who speaks direct about anal.

-noun

1. A person who is acting like a homosexual, but in fact is a heterosexual.
-adjective

"Oh, there is my missing toothbrush"

"Yeah, pardon my straightass. I coincidently put it up my asshole"

-noun

1."Hi guys, guess what happen to me last night after yesterday?"

2."What...?"

1."Well, I was able to suck dicks until I farted in which made me spit cum on my new jacket"

2."Liar, liar pants on fire! Nigga you are a fucking straightass"

1. "I swear man. I put that on my grandma's little cousin's uncle's dogs master's nephew. I am not even lying. "
by Gay Boyz October 21, 2010
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Straight Mess

Someone who is disheveled looking, doesn't have their act together, and just looks like the have no idea what is going on.
That girl that came over to the house looked like a straight mess if you ask me?!!!
by Kate Koplik July 31, 2006
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straight voguing

Similar to the vogue, in this version an obvious queen strikes poses that are meant to appear masculine.
That queen was straight voguing so hard I thought I was looking at a GQ ad.
by Corey Green May 20, 2008
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Straight up Bourne shit

When someone does anything that is awesome or when something awesome happens that reminds you of watching Jason Bourne from the Bourne films and books.
Brian "Hey man i just beat this guy up with a dictionary"

Manny "Dude, that's some straight up Bourne shit"

Manny "Dude check me out"

Manny then proceeds to jump from a roof through a window on the adjacent building

Brian "That's some straight up Bourne shit"
by MannyET December 16, 2009
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straightian

a person who is bisexual and is affraid 2 admit it so they say they r straight even tho they arn't.
"i think that other girl over in the corner is pretty, but i dnt want people 2 think im a weirdo i gusse im just a straightian" says some chick
by !@#$%^&*()_+!@#$%^&*()_+ October 18, 2009
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Straight to Business

" Straight to Business"

Getting straight to the point, straight to the purpose, wasting no time, straight to business..
"I got my milk, i got my cereal, straight to business"

"Ima drop $1,000 on my first date with her so i can cop quick, straight to business"
by Sword Fish June 25, 2012
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Straight Flexible

When and girl is into guys more than girls but still likes girls and a guy is into girls more than guys but still likes guys
by Kitsunera September 4, 2016
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