second hand stoned

To become stoned by breathing in the exhaled fumes of a pot smoker.

Dude! I'm gonna make you second hand stoned!!!!

by David Hawaii June 18, 2007

stoned up

A term for getting high on marijuana used in Vermont. Don't ask me why they add the word "up". I couldn't explain it any more than I could tell you how they thought of the expression cabbage night.

A: Man, I can't stay awake anymore. I am about to meet the table with my head.

B: Wow, you must be pretty stoned up.

A: *bonk*

by zwibble de jah jah November 1, 2006

stoned outta my gourd!

Bein higher than the end of muh dick!

I'm stoned outta my gourd!

by Eziquio C. November 13, 2014

The Sword-in-the-Stone

While recieving a handjob the girl grabs the cock skin really hard and yanks up very forcefully everyfew seconds. Like the boy trying to pull the sword from the stone in Camelot.

Nancy gave me the sword-in-the-stone last night
I kept screaming in pain but she thought they were moans of pleasure
and now my dick looks like a slinky

by DjDildo March 11, 2010

Stoneham

A town with a lot more ex-inmates than you would think.

fuck man, I thought Stoneham was nice, Its worse than Malden.

by Timothy Shepard May 10, 2009

Shoney Floater

A Shoney Floater is when you pull over at each Shoney's restuarant along the interstate and take a shit in the toilet tank or the soap dispenser

Dennis holds the world record for the dropping the most Shoney Floaters in a 24 hour time frame.

by J Holland June 28, 2006

Stone cold fuck

When you charm the pants off a girl (literally)and during intercourse and ejaculation, you show no emotion and make no sounds. When finished, you immediately put your clothes on and leave without another word.

Purpose: Mess with a bitch's mind.

I met this girl was hot but a real bitch. I stone cold fucked her and hopefully I ruined her hopes in ever finding true love.

by rudeboyRZ January 21, 2009