Granola Stomp

The desire to or actually have sex with those who are "hippie" or "granola" even though they may not be your normal sexual tastes. Kombucha is usually involved.

Subarus, rock climbing, all natural or sporadic bathing habits, and a dash of B.O. are typical traits of these "granola" or "hippie" folk.

Usually a one time experimental experience.
I would totally granola stomp that chick.

I had a granola stomp last night.
by a-letto March 19, 2021
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mississippi cock stomp

When a rotund young ladyboy slips on her stilettos and proceeds to stomp onto to urethra of the cuckold queen dominatrix
by Fannylips April 21, 2018
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Easter Waffle Stomp

On Easter or the week of , you take an Easter basket or a strainer/colander and shit in it. You then leave it on the pillow next to your one-night stand or partner (if you're feeling risky) and stomp/smash it through onto the pillow. When they wake up in the morning, you wait for their reaction.
My wife made me sleep on the couch last night so i took revenge and gave her a easter waffle stomp on easter morning.
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Waffle Stomp

When you shit in the shower and have to stomp it through the drain
I couldn't make it from the shower to the toilet so I had to waffle stomp my business down the drain.
by Roulettie September 12, 2020
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Gator Stomp

When you stomp some skinny crackhead’s brain into a drain.
by DaddyWithTheNUT September 28, 2020
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Gator Stomping

When a bunch of rednecks from a small town go out on boats late at night and stomp the heads of alligators for sport to stun them.
Hey man, wanna drink some beer and go gator stomping?

Yea! Let's be stupid and risk losing our leg! What fun!
by Kloey_Phaith May 2, 2019
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Chinese Stomp Rocket

Piss in a bitch, than shit in her mouth, then jump on her stomach and see it shoot out!
Damn bro, I did the Chinese Stomp Rocket on Jessica last night. She went wild.
by anonymous September 27, 2020
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