The desire to or actually have sex with those who are "hippie" or "granola" even though they may not be your normal sexual tastes. Kombucha is usually involved.
Subarus, rock climbing, all natural or sporadic bathing habits, and a dash of B.O. are typical traits of these "granola" or "hippie" folk.
Usually a one time experimental experience.
Subarus, rock climbing, all natural or sporadic bathing habits, and a dash of B.O. are typical traits of these "granola" or "hippie" folk.
Usually a one time experimental experience.
by a-letto March 19, 2021

When a rotund young ladyboy slips on her stilettos and proceeds to stomp onto to urethra of the cuckold queen dominatrix
by Fannylips April 21, 2018

On Easter or the week of , you take an Easter basket or a strainer/colander and shit in it. You then leave it on the pillow next to your one-night stand or partner (if you're feeling risky) and stomp/smash it through onto the pillow. When they wake up in the morning, you wait for their reaction.
My wife made me sleep on the couch last night so i took revenge and gave her a easter waffle stomp on easter morning.
by The absolute talk show podcast April 16, 2025

I couldn't make it from the shower to the toilet so I had to waffle stomp my business down the drain.
by Roulettie September 12, 2020

by DaddyWithTheNUT September 28, 2020

When a bunch of rednecks from a small town go out on boats late at night and stomp the heads of alligators for sport to stun them.
Hey man, wanna drink some beer and go gator stomping?
Yea! Let's be stupid and risk losing our leg! What fun!
Yea! Let's be stupid and risk losing our leg! What fun!
by Kloey_Phaith May 2, 2019

by anonymous September 27, 2020
