Stalkblocking

Stalkblocking: to block an online social network stalker. The term created by BC is the latest Facebook trend.

It is a word best used to block the worst of the worst online, relentless stalkers that just can't take no for an answer.

Someone who is eventually "Stalkblocked" has a history of sending multiple messages, inappropriate posts to walls, message threads and continues despite numerous warnings.

Jane Doe is stalkblocking! Another one bites the dust! Delete and Block!

by DaisyDawg February 18, 2010

Stalker Friend Syndrome

When you date someone and then their best friend (usually a grenade or a choade) starts stalking you.

Guy 1: Dude, her best friend keeps liking all my statuses. She won't leave me alone.
Guy 2: Girl's got Stalker Friend Syndrome.

by tbaaaby November 6, 2010

Stalker Texas Ranger

Creepy dudes dressed inappropriately like cowboys, that think staring you and your girlfriends down at a club is cool.

"Don't look now ladies, but Stalker Texas Ranger is checking you out"

by trams os U ?tuo ti erugiF December 31, 2012

Stalking

Look behind you

-from jimmy newtron the stalker

“Omg go away guy stalking me”

by Clipclap July 1, 2020

piss-stalker

Someone who is afraid of going to the shitter anywhere except their own home. This is because they are afraid of the householders listening in on them 'squeezing one out' or 'slashing on the seat' or in case they leave 'tracks'

bloody hell! Look at that dude, he looks like a right piss stalker.

by SATANCHILD November 25, 2004

dead stalk

A (still-lit) cigarette that is almost down to the filter.

Save me a drag on your dead stalk, mate.

by Giant Haystacks April 6, 2006

Dock Stalking

When fishermen creep up close to a dock where ladies are sitting. With little to no concern for the privacy of the cottage and land owners.

"Dude, I was tanning topless on the dock this afternoon, and I opened my eyes, and there were two creepers dock stalking the eff outta me"

by JCON222 March 31, 2008