Smashing The Keyboard

When a partner has little to no idea as to how to orally pleasure a woman, therefore they poke, prod, and penetrate the vagina with their tongue with extreme force . Also the #1 cause of breakups.

Ashley woke up in extreme pain from Tyler smashing the keyboard last night. She took a mental note to not let his face near her genitalia again.

by EternalEmailingSystem January 14, 2021

Smash poo

A smash poo is when you take a very large poo and it smashes the toilet

P1 we have get a new toilet

P2 why

P1 because I took a smash poo

P2 what the fuck is a smash poo

P1 A smash poo is when you take a very large shit and it smashes the toilet

by Poopy bumcheeks August 9, 2022

peter smash

When peter breaks every bone in your face with his hulk sized penis.

Peter fucked up arturo's face last night with a peter smash!

by Bladehadley March 17, 2010

drop a smash

Beleived to be from North Carolina - Charlotte area in origin - commonly used in the Southeastern US. To take a shit or to defecate. Synonyms; Drop a duece, take a douche (when referring to a male)

Greg exclaimed with joy "That's just lovely...I am so gonna drop a smash!!!!"

by Webster0824 November 4, 2007

Hood Smashed

When a large group of three or more individuals gang attack a single individual for reasons known only to the attackers.

"Hey matt that fool just insulted me im tired of this shit, hes fittin to get hood smashed

by GenoBreaker March 29, 2009

smash grip

The love handles on a thick girls back when she bent over doggy style that you can grip onto and smash hard as fuck!!!

Dam bro that thick girl last night had the best smash grips, just locked up and crushed that pussy with the force brov!

by JyahC August 24, 2017

Smash or Cash

It is esentially smash or pass, although instead there is now money involved. Would you rather smash as in fuck or cash as in take money. The amount must be said by the person who asked the question. This game also has another variation called Smash or Cash negative in which if you don't want to smash (fuck) someone how much money would you fuck them for, or would you Not take the money at all.

Person 1: Smash or Cash? (Points at girl/guy)
Person 2: How much?
Person 1: $200
Person 2: Damn... that's a lot of money, but she sexy af smash.

by Blacksmith00 March 24, 2017