Shred

A session associated with Longboarding (Normally at very high speeds)

"Yo, Dave! Wanna shred tonight?!
"'Course, Dude!"

by Lokick September 27, 2015

Shreddies

Shreddies are the art of doing a 4x4 donut either on ice in a side by side or on an ATV.

Shreddies also refer to 4x4 donuts in a jacked diesel mainly Ford or Dodge.....Chevy's seem to break everytime.

ATV --Me and jenna were ripping shreddies on slave lake till we were spinning too fast and she flew off

Truck --Me and Sarah roasted my tires off doing shreddies in a Walmart parking lot

by White Unicorn April 10, 2016

shredded tweet

A Twitter message that demands more than the standard 140 characters and must be divided into two tweets.

That dude is so wordy he had to use his shredded tweet!

by ScreamingPitch July 12, 2016

shred some gnar

Shredding some gnar is a form of getting girls and eating their pussy.

"Yo dude lets go shred some gnar at the bar"
"Totally dude"

by Hook It Up July 5, 2016

shred head

a form of hair loss. most commonly happens during high stress. usually hair gets every where.

son: i just used this towel and now i have hair all over me

mom: i know i have shred head

by hazardousgrvy March 18, 2017

shreksogresoul

The sexiest beast of all time (Literally). He is the strongest, sexiest, smartest, and most mature creatute on planet Earth. His favorite animal is Sharks that play together in packs of 21. His favorite pastime is playing polo with all of his ninja buddies.

HOLY SHIT Shreksogresoul just dropped a bomb ass mixtape

by DomSuxDik August 16, 2017

shred the lettuce

lettuce = hair. shredding the lettuce means pushing or maneuvering hair in a certain direction.

barber: how do you do your hair usually?
guy: usually i just shred the lettuce to the side

by anonymous December 24, 2017