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Senior Regret

The feeling you get days before you graduate knowing you have done nothing with your high school career
Jake: Damn man one week till graduation already, how you feeling
Henry: I can feel the Senior regret already.
by Hnutbigpp May 9, 2023
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Park Center Senior High

Park Center Senior high or PHS is a school where “every body gets along” the teacher’s? Don’t even start. They’re so cheap they all went to that ghetto ass school and now they’re trying to teach us? Please! I’m still learning the same shit form 7th grade! Let’s not forget the smelly ass bathroom by the front of the schools, I’m sorry but y’all stank like ass. Bad ass, please stop doing your hair with bacons grease in the bathroom. It’s 8am and y’all smoke a whole ass joint on the bus or in the mf bathroom. Y’all good? No. I’m sorry but y’all Asian girls NEED to stop sharing a strawberry vape or a whole ass vape in general. I’m sorry for the girls who get pregnant by those low life guys and leave you! Y’all are strong!

Group of kids in the hallway at 7:00 before school fucken starts: *whisper*

*passes group of kids 2*

Group of kids 2: I’m pullin up to the mf school and shooting this shit down, *throws random gang signs up*

Group of kids 1 shocked: nahh, y’all bitch ass mother fuckers-

Administration: FUCKEN STOP, you BETTER STOP.

Snapchat: I’m shooting this school down, I’m calling all my homies, getting my two’s tomorrow

School administrators:**PANIC PANIC PANIC**

Sports students: omg I’m scare that we’re gonna get shot guys whahahaha.

Students: what, what’s going on?!

Police around the whole school: *mother fuckers waisting my time again*

Me: y-you think those mother fuckers are smart enough to do that?!!
Sarah: omg he goes to Park Center Senior high He must be hot!

Kid from PHS: no he’s ugly in the inside. Sorry
by Isatnskzyoushouldtoo September 12, 2020
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Seniorized

Another word for old. Describing an old person without calling them old.
Man:Dude that chick is old but i dont wanna say anything.
Chick: She's so Seniorized
by kAyLee September 28, 2012
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Dating for seniors

I swear, this site is full to the brim of these things saying, “THESE HEARING AIDS WILL HAVE ALL THE OLD PEOPLE CLAMORING.” Guess what?! Either their domains are being sold or you get some nasty viruses while their owners are getting more money! Don’t click any of these!
Dating for seniors is something the Internet won’t shut up about.
by MrWhomstDVe September 1, 2021
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Senior Takedown

when, after you get humiliated by a Senior student at your school, you devise, and carry out, a plan that ends in answers and complete humiliation on the senior student who took you down in the first place
Mark: There ya go, loser!
Dane: Aw come on, man!
Mark: Fuck that, i'm going to have awesome buttsecks with my gf in the office
Dane: you know what, that gives me an idea
*hooks up a camera to the main television system*
Dane: Pure... gold! internet gold at that!
* The next day*
Mark: Yesterday was amazing
Jack: Yeah, you had buttsecks with Brenda
Mark: lolwut?
Jack: Dude, you did you, or did you not see the TV in the office that showed the whole moment start to finish?
Mark: Aw, shit...
Dane: status on "Senior Takedown", accomplished!
by your best idiot May 15, 2010
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senior

old man that keeps a rifle and service pistol, knows the rules of engagement and trial by combat and can take a squad of police by himself.

a old woman who cooks better than career chefs if you want her favourite dish but is getting dementia and doesnt know about the charter of human rights or the freedoms assoiciadted and hasnt kept up with society.
millenial: that seniors pissed better find cover.

that seniors not eating enough is her debt bigger than her house?
by Cody5050 November 8, 2020
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Macca Senior

A sexy unorthodox male who doesn’t tend to get as much sleep as maybe he should do. A commonly used phrase by this warlord would be “YOUTHHHH”.
As you enter the MacDen you will often see #Macca Senior drilling it in now.
by JimmySmith123 April 26, 2024
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