senior missionary position

Missionary position with legs wide and knees up close, females hands gripping the man’s thighs so he doesn’t pull out early.
Jim, are your grandparents Mormon? Steve saw them hittin’ The senior missionary position last week.
by Mischooti March 26, 2019
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Senior Fund Accountant

An individual who accepts their meager existence in back-offices and gray cubicle rows until they dissipate into pure anonymity but now has an insignificant title change. Frequently excreted on by the rest of the company as a human cesspool, they lurk in the hazy glow of asinine spreadsheets and fruitless excel recreation. Individuals suffering from this syndrome have been known to cope with their existence by extended lunches at ill repute bars playing buck-hunter and talking about how they are "under appreciated". Severe psychological damage and alcoholism are the most commonly experienced byproducts.
Scott B. is not management material, he had a 15 dollar break which shows how poor of a senior fund accountant he is.

And here is our back-office, they are the piece-of-shit (POS) senior fund accountants who crunch our numbers.
by lolololol2000 February 12, 2015
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Senior Chief John Loe

Senior Chief John Loe speaks fluent Braille.

Senior Chief John Loe killed two stones with one bird.

Senior Chief John Loe one threw a grenade and killed 20 men, then it exploded.
Chief John Loe doesn’t do push-ups, he simply moves the planet away from him and pulls it back.
When Senior Chief John Loe orders a rare steak they bring him unicorn.
by InferiorToChiefJohnLoe June 17, 2021
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Junior senior slut

When a junior is the senior slut in every situation
Look at how that junior is the senior slut out of us all, theyre a real junior senior slut
by Thedude $_76 October 03, 2019
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senior slide

The much acclaimed period of your senior year where, in the words of James Hetfield, "nothing else matters"
Nick: Hey bruh, wanna go listen to some Metallica together in the woods down yonder?
Nicholas: Sure! Let's listen to the senior slide
by leeploop March 22, 2023
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Junior or Senior?

A question that parents should realize that they will have to resign themselves to frequently asking in the future if they decide to name their newborn son after his father.
Naming "Little Man" after Dad may indeed be a charming and awesome "father-son bonding" parental choice, but one should carefully consider the overall and "long-term" advisability of said decision, since it eventually will subject all members of the family to the burden of always having to ask, "Junior or Senior?" when they answer the telephone and the caller requests to speak to "John Smith".
by QuacksO November 02, 2018
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Senior Takedown

when, after you get humiliated by a Senior student at your school, you devise, and carry out, a plan that ends in answers and complete humiliation on the senior student who took you down in the first place
Mark: There ya go, loser!
Dane: Aw come on, man!
Mark: Fuck that, i'm going to have awesome buttsecks with my gf in the office
Dane: you know what, that gives me an idea
*hooks up a camera to the main television system*
Dane: Pure... gold! internet gold at that!
* The next day*
Mark: Yesterday was amazing
Jack: Yeah, you had buttsecks with Brenda
Mark: lolwut?
Jack: Dude, you did you, or did you not see the TV in the office that showed the whole moment start to finish?
Mark: Aw, shit...
Dane: status on "Senior Takedown", accomplished!
by your best idiot May 15, 2010
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