Sealing the Envelop is to get a female naked and passed out drunk, at which point you masturbate and ejaculate semen down her ass crack using the tip to spread it evenly, then with both hands clamp the cheeks together and wait for it to dry, next day when she wakes up her asscrack will be stuck together.
by R1ftWalk3r September 20, 2016
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by princeofd 666 June 3, 2016
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by DanVonDan32 January 9, 2017
Get the Sealed Acorn mug.Post ejaculation of solo masturbation, said person takes their cum and rubs it inside and out of their asshole while making seal sounds.
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by Jack Caraway February 22, 2011
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