Smottie

A woman who is both smart AND hot, typically in a way that threatens other men's wives.

"My wife would be cool with me hanging out with Linda more often if she wasn't such a smottie."

by ERGhost June 10, 2018

scottish andrew

Scottish Andrew is a lad you may know . He usually uses the term “ wafflestomper “ and likes his iron bru . He likes all his male friends but gets intimidated by lasses. Don’t start on an Andrew

“ oh that’s scottish Andrew “

“that’s scottish Andrew “

by Thatgirlal March 15, 2018

Scottish Weeb

The Scottish weeb is more commonly known for having a picture of Asian women as his profile pictures. He likes to rage whenever anyone on his Team Messes up. He is also not funny at all.

you : You Scottish Weeb!!! You aren't even funny.
Them: Stop ball chasing!

by A 100% good source October 5, 2018

Scottish christmas

The act of poring liquor into the females anus and feeding a string of plugged in Christmas lights up her butthole then sucking the liquor off the lights as they are pulled back out

Bro that nasty hoe wanted to have a Scottish Christmas

by Meathole69 October 5, 2018

skottie

A great person who would help anyone. Even a complete stranger. Typically falls women who use him. Once they have taken everything that he has to give they tend to through him away like he never mattered at all. Just another piece of trash.

Did you hear what Tanya did? She pulled a skottie, she took him for everything he had. Tossed him out with nothing even after he paid for everything she owns.

by Skottie Gil October 6, 2018

Scottish mcnee

Absolute boyo from up north, big stocky lad so watch out. Will fight anyone

Watch out Scottish mcnee is about

by Scottish mcnee December 5, 2018

scottish trumpet

A Scottish trumpet is when one blasts several consecutive farts in a row without stopping.

Mariarose and Danielle loved to hear sounds and smell of the Scottish trumpet playing

by Thor from Whitestone January 26, 2019