The scoop

When you and your friends all have sex back to back with one woman and see who's penis scoops semen out best by paternity testing the baby 9 months later.

"Don't worry babe I'm going last in the scoop so the odds are it will be our kid."

by Thomas the tank conductor June 1, 2022

Scoop

A scoop is your average hoe she sucks and fucks the whole gang if you wanted her to. You call them scoops because you just scoop them easily no effort.

I got a couple scoops coming over they said they’ll suck everybody for fun.

Shawty a scoop the gang had her in the pluck pluck giving good head

by A scoop February 11, 2020

Scoop

Another term for picking up someone or something

Okay I'll scoop you in ten.

by 177175 April 17, 2017

scoop

When you are trying to get with someone romantically

“yeah, i was trying to scoop but he take me up on it”

by skrrtskrrt9873 December 30, 2017

Scoop Horse

Something some mental kid at school says constantly...

OOOOOOH! SCOOP HORSE! OOSTEN!

by COJONESLAMIENDO May 4, 2017

Scoop

Noun. alway followed by the infefinite article unles there are more than one. A flick/scoop of a mans chest. You have to say scoop as you scoop the man

Hey you owe me a scoop
*scoop*

by Egg Gang the Third November 13, 2023

Scoop my poop

A saying used when being told bad news. Normally used when not taking it all that seriously

John "Cuzz umm i kind of Crashed your car"
Alex " Oh scoop my poop, U fruit loop sloute
John "While i was running over your cat"
Alex "oh poop..... wait no muffins"

by Codey willis October 27, 2009