- noun
1. a body that has absolutely no curves, as if the person has eaten nothing but sausages since birth, resulting in no shape and a greasy sheen on the skin.
2. a body that looks like a sausage.
1. a body that has absolutely no curves, as if the person has eaten nothing but sausages since birth, resulting in no shape and a greasy sheen on the skin.
2. a body that looks like a sausage.
Neil: "Damn, did you see Joan the other day!"
Bob: "Not since last summer."
Neil: "Something happened! Looks like she stopped exercising and loaded up on the carbs!"
Bob: "Wow,...became a real Sausage Body, eh?"
Bob: "Not since last summer."
Neil: "Something happened! Looks like she stopped exercising and loaded up on the carbs!"
Bob: "Wow,...became a real Sausage Body, eh?"
by BPPump May 05, 2009
When the ratio in a crowed place such as a party is 4:1 men to women.
Or
When theres just alota fucking dudes in the room.
Or
When theres just alota fucking dudes in the room.
Two horney guys walk into a bar but see no women jus all men
dude....this is a total sausage fest lets get the fuck outta here and find a hooker
dude....this is a total sausage fest lets get the fuck outta here and find a hooker
by Kelly Marie =] November 03, 2008
The act, of balancing on your dick, then proceeding to spin while reciting Despacito, on your sexual partner.
by YaboiArabCaillou December 10, 2018
by Fap12321 January 14, 2012
a term to describe the actions of straight men who are afraid of showing any physical or emotional bond to the men they are friends with. This is akin to saying "no homo," and is a result of toxic masculinity and homophobia
by Bro Needs A Babysitter June 20, 2015
by Woodman January 04, 2005
An extremely hard erection, capable of being used as a catapult for cashews, Dane Cook style. May also be used to perform cock push-ups or as the third leg in a tripod stance.
While watching Jessica Alba in a bathing suit in Into the Blue, I used my cement sausage to catapult cashews through the air into my food hole.
by Karl L August 25, 2006