FPS Russia

A KGB spy that is living in America, who posts videos on youtube that take place in his backyard showing all the guns he owns, he killed his neighbors and put blow up dolls in their houses so the cops would not be deceived

the KGB waits for no one

No Funny Business

FPS Russia

by AMERICAN INFORMANT June 1, 2011

Russian Turntable

During sexual intercourse, when a woman sits atop the man and spins around while having diareah. The woman's feces should transpire around the room, like spinart.

Greg- "Hey Joe, let's have the party at your place tonight."

Joe- "I can't my man, me and the misses tried a Russian turntable last night, the place is a mess!"

by The Pimp's Bologna February 25, 2008

Russian Rug Burn

when your having sexual intercourse with your partner on the floor and his weiner slips out and wiggles its way in between the butt cheeks and the rug, the male keeps going no knowing he has made a new hole, he blows his load onto the carpet

"so how long did you guys have sex for?" "he had sex for 10 and WE had sex for 3" "how does that happen?" "russian rug burn"

by Nortington August 14, 2009

Russian Threesome

A type of sexual act, normally intercourse, involving a male, female, and bear.

I came across a Russian Threesome in the woods beyond Moscow. It was very messy

by Karlmarx7 November 6, 2017

Russian assembly line

The act that occurs when a man who is having doggie-style sex with a woman, is fed by a third party in the room.

He took part in a Russian assembly line last night when he was fucking the girl while his buddy hand-fed him cookies

by FantasticSam December 11, 2010

Russian Earmuffs

The act of ejaculating in your partners ear canal (usually after pulling out while getting oral sex) and then locking your partner outside of the house on a cold day.

"I got a nasty ear infection after Michael gave me Russian Earmuffs."

by ill mitch February 2, 2006

Russian Bastard

A situation in tetris where you get a piece that you don't want or need.

Situation: Unwanted piece is given;

Response: I got The Russian Bastard twice in a row!

by pawnkake August 29, 2009