A revenge shave - when your other half shaves their beard/moustache (which you love) when you have upset/had an argument with them as a form of revenge.
“How could you shave off your beard! Stop revenge shaving!”
“It’s not fair that you’ve revenged shaved”
“It’s not fair that you’ve revenged shaved”
by anonymous February 22, 2021
Get the Revenge shavingmug. "OUCH gosh, that paper cut hurts! Have you ever had one between your fingers?"
"Oh yes, that's called the dead tree's revenge."
"Oh yes, that's called the dead tree's revenge."
by Flappy Trap May 23, 2015
Get the Dead tree's revengemug. Synonymous with coke shits.
Similar to how foreigners drinking water in Mexico can lead to diarrhea and other symptoms being known as Montezuma’s Revenge, this burning-ass ordeal can be attributed to the ghost of Pablo Escobar laughing maniacally upon seeing somebody locked to the toilet with wretched diarrhea after a night of binging cocaine.
Similar to how foreigners drinking water in Mexico can lead to diarrhea and other symptoms being known as Montezuma’s Revenge, this burning-ass ordeal can be attributed to the ghost of Pablo Escobar laughing maniacally upon seeing somebody locked to the toilet with wretched diarrhea after a night of binging cocaine.
Person 1: Dude, I haven’t been able to leave the bathroom for an hour. I’m not saying I regret splitting an eight-ball with you and the gang last night, but holy fuck my asshole is on fire.
Person 2: Don’t I know it. Your digestive tract was overstimulated from all the blow - it’s Escobar’s Revenge, brother.
Person 2: Don’t I know it. Your digestive tract was overstimulated from all the blow - it’s Escobar’s Revenge, brother.
by Jigginsmusic December 6, 2022
Get the Escobar’s revengemug. "I carve my own path, You followed your wrath
But maybe we're both the same, The world has turned and so many have burned
But nobody is to blame, Yet staring across this barren wasted land
I feel new life will be born beneath the blood stained sand"
Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance Idk
But maybe we're both the same, The world has turned and so many have burned
But nobody is to blame, Yet staring across this barren wasted land
I feel new life will be born beneath the blood stained sand"
Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance Idk
by Tojo首相 June 3, 2022
Get the Revengeancemug. by @TGVCTravelCook1009 from YT July 28, 2025
Get the revengingmug. When you have painful diarrhea following excessive consumption of Flaming Hot Cheetos. The spirit of Chester the Cheetah is having revenge upon your rectum!
I ate two entire bags of Xxxtra Flaming Hot Cheetos last night, and I had to call out of work today because of Chester's Revenge!
by Tonkachonk February 25, 2021
Get the Chester's Revengemug. A Simp that will do anything for a woman(hoe) that doesn’t care about them, basically she is playing mind games
Simp revenge is a man who has seek revenge *Emotionally not physically* missed opportunities for a female he had once cared about. Basically what I’m saying here is that bitch missed out, that simp had great thoughts in his mind that could have made him very successful with this hoe. But you guys know hoes will be hoes
Simp revenge is a man who has seek revenge *Emotionally not physically* missed opportunities for a female he had once cared about. Basically what I’m saying here is that bitch missed out, that simp had great thoughts in his mind that could have made him very successful with this hoe. But you guys know hoes will be hoes
Simp revenge is a man who has seek revenge *Emotionally not physically* missed opportunities for a female he had once cared about. Basically what I’m saying here is that bitch missed out, that simp had great thoughts in his mind that could have made him very successful with this hoe. But you guys know hoes will be hoes. We can’t find Captain save a hoe😂
by Instagram @antiodyssey March 13, 2020
Get the Simp revengemug.