A cult based around a conspiracy theory consisting of extraterrestrial beings, celebrities, and hallucinations
Person A: I’m in a religion. I belong to Christianity.
Person B: really? What do you do?
Person A: I eat the “body” of a celestial being and drink his “blood” as well.
Person B: really? What do you do?
Person A: I eat the “body” of a celestial being and drink his “blood” as well.
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Kevinism is the religion of Lord Kevin . Early records of Kevinism go back to 0 B.C. One of the most important symbols of Kevinism is Kevinian Apostles. The religion is very common in the whole world. Followers of the religion are often baptised in a bathtub full of steaming Holy Kevin Water. The initiations of Kevinism is rumoured to be very violent.
Kevinism is the religion of Lord Kevin . Early records of Kevinism go back to 0 B.C. One of the most important symbols of Kevinism is Kevinian Apostles. The religion is very common in the whole world. Followers of the religion are often baptised in a bathtub full of steaming Holy Kevin Water. The initiations of Kevinism is rumoured to be very violent.
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an idiotic decision made from people who can't think or make choices on their own, along with people who decide not to listen to any type of reasoning or science
"My religion is Christianity."
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Guy 3: "Oh no, it's cool, I have religion! And I'm going to church on Sunday! Jesus loves me. Have you been saved? You should come with me."
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Guy 3: "Oh no, it's cool, I have religion! And I'm going to church on Sunday! Jesus loves me. Have you been saved? You should come with me."
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Different groups of simpletons try harder and harder to compress life into a digestible fear-furrow, the two biggest of which of Christians and Atheists, who are either extreme of the idiot scale.
Different groups of simpletons try harder and harder to compress life into a digestible fear-furrow, the two biggest of which of Christians and Atheists, who are either extreme of the idiot scale.
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Christianity
Buddhism
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Atheism
Islam
Richard Dawkins readers
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All Your Base Are Belong To Us
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