hopelessly religious

A person who is hoping to find the perfect religion for themselves. This can also refer to someone who isn't sure which god they should pray to (assuming they believe in multiple).

Conny: "I'll find somebody to pray to someday"
Nana: "So you're hopelessly religious? Like a hopeless romantic, but for religion."
Conny: "I haven't heard that one before, but sure."

by Nananas=Winnin January 8, 2022

pseudo-religious

Exhibiting superficial interest, selective interpretation of religious teachings, and inconsistent adherence to religious principles, often for personal gain or manipulation.

I can't stand these fucking pseudo-religious fucks! They would say Jesus was a flat-earther who beat his fucking dog if it benefited them.

by Mr Sarcasum August 1, 2023

Ted Religon

An religon fastly growing in Canada where they supports someone who's name is ted

I support ted religon

by Pastor of ted religon October 31, 2023

religion

Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, & the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people.

by Karl Marx August 13, 2003

religion

the biggest load of bullshit EVER. something that stupid fuckers follow with NO LOGIC because they are scared of life and death and they like to be assholes to anyone who disagrees with them

Religious fag: hey wanna waste your life and lie to yourself?
Me: fuck no i hate religion
Religious fag: your going to hell!

by Matt the metal head March 25, 2008

religion

The belief in a higher power. In practice, can be used to instill a moral nature in a people, but when misused is more dangerous than nuclear power.

example: Christianity, Islam, Buddhism, Atheism, etc.

"Religion is the problem, not the solution."

"Religion helped me discover myself."

by spoonie g June 30, 2004

religion

Its what GAWD used to get Jesus, his only son, to DiE liKe A MAn, on the cROsS oF CruCIfiCtIOn....

..."But Pop, I'm gettin' all this pussy and I would really rather not die now. Whats that? You say its for religion, well dang, why didn't you just say so. Sunday cool for you?"

by CunningLinguist January 5, 2005