selective reading

When you have no intention of reading someone's bullshit. So you scan read and only pick out what is relevant to you.

JamsBeam: "I'm going to write a name with my right hand and I'll eat a chip with my left hand"
Me:"are you having a Ketos session Bro?"
JamsBeam:"How does your mind completely erase the word write and replace it with masturbating?"
Me:"it's called selective reading"

by GbAbE September 9, 2018

readence

Derived from the words "Bad-ass Mother-fucker" or Party Machine. German drinking Champion!!!!!
Gets along with the Team Thoren clan!

Sam L. Jackson could've said,"My wallet says Readence on it" rather than,"My wallet says Bad-ass Mother-fucker on it"
-From Pulp Fiction

by ToddR. June 13, 2008

reader's remorse

When you read a series too fast and realize you'll have to wait several years for the next part.

"Why did I read all of George R. R. Martin's books at once? Why didn't I pace myself?"
"Ah my friend, you've got a case of Reader's Remorse."

by flashwildecard August 24, 2016

readerist

like racist but against niggas who read shit

"nah man, that's readerist"

by rahmads May 26, 2016

readerphile

A guy who likes taking girls to the fairground, normally works on the roof

Readerphiles off to the fair again with a tan from working on the roof

by Bigjohn October 25, 2018

Welcome Reader

Adj. To describe a piece of written work that is so good it is worthy of being prefaced by, "Welcome Reader. You are about to embark on an epic journey through the fabric of the English language."

Dude, that "Welcome Reader" essay you wrote got like an A+++

Obama's "Welcome Reader" speech swung my vote to him.

by IfBOSWT February 3, 2009

penis reader

2 guys having a boner at the same time yet they live far from each other.

Skype conversation: "man mine just got up" "WHAT YOU TOO?!" "penis reader haha"

by korky1318 October 22, 2011