Rule that when two people are splitting something, one of them gets to cut/divide it and the other gets to pick which half they want.
According to the Rule of the Mountain, you can split our cookie in two, but then I get to pick which piece I want!
by leggons May 1, 2015
Get the Rule of the Mountainmug. Lad 1: Mate Fancy Coming Ibiza Next Week
Softlad: Dunno will have to ask the missus?
Lad 1: Aubergine Rule my friend, Aubergine Rule
Softlad: Dunno will have to ask the missus?
Lad 1: Aubergine Rule my friend, Aubergine Rule
by DJ BULGE June 29, 2016
Get the aubergine rulemug. A rule stating that a song, no matter what genre nor how old it is, will have a trap remix. Earning its number from Former rapper, now irrelevant musician and future love and hip hop cast member, Fetty waps term “1738”
Michael thought it was impossible to find a trap version of “She’ll be coming around the mountain when she comes” by Ramblin Tommy Scott, however here a trap remix lay before him. I guess Rule 1738 was right
by Ronny 2 Reagan October 12, 2021
Get the Rule 1738mug. A numbered series of aphorisms, guidelines, and principles that provided the foundation of business philosophy in Ferengi culture. There are at least 285 of them.
Some examples of Rules of Acquisition include:
Rule of Acquisition #22: A wise man can hear profit in the wind
Rule of Acquisition #34: War is good for business
Rule of Acquisition #47: Don't trust a man wearing a better suit than your own
Rule of Acquisition #98: Every man has his price
Rule of Acquisition #22: A wise man can hear profit in the wind
Rule of Acquisition #34: War is good for business
Rule of Acquisition #47: Don't trust a man wearing a better suit than your own
Rule of Acquisition #98: Every man has his price
by IrishCreem January 14, 2019
Get the Rules of Acquisitionmug. here are some basic rules for guys when girls have their periods:
do not make eye contact
stay at least 10 feet away
do not make any conversation if you would like to keep your face in its current state
do not make eye contact
stay at least 10 feet away
do not make any conversation if you would like to keep your face in its current state
guy: hey babe
girl: if you dont back up by the count of ten, i will rip your nuts off!!!
guy: ok hun, bye
guy: i just broke the period rules
girl: if you dont back up by the count of ten, i will rip your nuts off!!!
guy: ok hun, bye
guy: i just broke the period rules
by gymgirl12 April 10, 2012
Get the period rulesmug. 1. A catchphrase taken from the comedy film Billy Madison.
2. An underground pre-YouTube era saying used by pranksters to identify themselves as the mastermind of a successful prank.
3. A declaration of victory or domination in nearly any situation, an ancestor of Pwnd.
4. Used in certain instances, ironically or as a retort (adding insult to injury), by an underdog who claims victory over a highly arrogant opponent after said opponent had stated his/her victory was assured.
5. What one may say after having sexual intercourse, typically said by males.
2. An underground pre-YouTube era saying used by pranksters to identify themselves as the mastermind of a successful prank.
3. A declaration of victory or domination in nearly any situation, an ancestor of Pwnd.
4. Used in certain instances, ironically or as a retort (adding insult to injury), by an underdog who claims victory over a highly arrogant opponent after said opponent had stated his/her victory was assured.
5. What one may say after having sexual intercourse, typically said by males.
A: “A gift? Thank you.”
A: Opens gift and sees it’s what was given to B last year.
B: O’Doyle Rules!
A: Opens gift and sees it’s what was given to B last year.
B: O’Doyle Rules!
by Bricked March 16, 2021
Get the O’Doyle Rules!mug. In dating, especially online, there are certain attributes a man must possess to even be considered by a woman. If he does not have all of these, his chances of matching with a woman on any dating app are slim to none. The rule of sixes indicates that men must meet these minimum prerequisites:
1 Must be at least six feet tall
2 Must have a 6 pack (Or be extremely fit)
3 Must make at least 6 figures ($100,000 per year or more)
4 Must have at least 6 years of college (Possessing a Master's degree or higher)
If a man possesses one of these (Usually being six feet or taller) he has a small chance, but he should only have hope of success if he possesses all four of them.
1 Must be at least six feet tall
2 Must have a 6 pack (Or be extremely fit)
3 Must make at least 6 figures ($100,000 per year or more)
4 Must have at least 6 years of college (Possessing a Master's degree or higher)
If a man possesses one of these (Usually being six feet or taller) he has a small chance, but he should only have hope of success if he possesses all four of them.
Jake: I swiped right on over 500 women on tinder, and also bumble. I only have 2 matches, what the hell?
Logan: Bitches be crazy, it's true. However, you don't meet the rule of sixes, so of course you aren't getting matches.
Jake: What do you mean? I'm not a bad guy!
Logan: You're 5'10, don't have abs, your job only pays you $75,000 a year, and you only graduated with a bachelor's degree. Face it, girls aren't interested in you.
Jake: Shit bruh, bitches be crazy.
Logan: *Nods knowingly* bitches be crazy
Logan: Bitches be crazy, it's true. However, you don't meet the rule of sixes, so of course you aren't getting matches.
Jake: What do you mean? I'm not a bad guy!
Logan: You're 5'10, don't have abs, your job only pays you $75,000 a year, and you only graduated with a bachelor's degree. Face it, girls aren't interested in you.
Jake: Shit bruh, bitches be crazy.
Logan: *Nods knowingly* bitches be crazy
by peoplerstupid January 15, 2019
Get the Rule of Sixesmug.