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queef storm 

A period during which a woman endures several, very loud, embarrassing queefs. This period usually entails twenty minutes of pure, continuous queefing.

(Any leg movement at the hips increases the intensity and frequency of the queefs during the queef storm)
Girl 1: Yeah, after John and I had sex, I just had the worst queef storm ever...

Girl 2: What did he do?

Girl 1: He walked out laughing...
queef storm by E.B. & J-Stone September 25, 2011

Queef Glitter 

The substance that comes out of a fabulous woman when she pushes air out of her vagina usually in the form of glitter and sparkles.
Ellis got very excited whilst going out to buy Pringles and so when she got to the shop, her Queef Glitter got all over the floor.
Queef Glitter by nimajneb69 May 20, 2015

Queef Breath 

When your breath smells like a females dirty vagina.
"Dude... Please brush your teeth... You have terrible queef breath!!"
Queef Breath by Heyon July 11, 2016

Queef Nougat 

When dried up particles of male ejaculatory matter ejaculate out of the vagina in an elegant, chunky, but almost French fashion.
"Ma cherie, qu'est-ce que c'est ce Queef Nougat sur ma face?" "C'est tres elegant, mon cherie"
Queef Nougat by le queef nougat August 3, 2016

Queef Heaving 

Located in SouthEast Idaho, there is a small town called Shelley. This town is known mostly for being full of super oppressive Mormons that secretly all have sex with each other and pretend they're perfect in public. But, from the oppression came passion among those that refused to be held down any more. Queef Heaving was born! After the first annual competition, even the goody-goodies decided to join in!

To Heave a Queef, you take a potato and lodge it into your vagina. Forcing a glorious queef, you send the potato flying! Furthest potato wins.

Because, as I mentioned earlier, a lot of people in Shelley are super sexually deviant when they think nobody is watching, the Mormon women don't usually do very well. Their sloppy cooches can't properly form the seal around the potatoes required for true power. But it doesn't stop them from trying!

Boys play this game, not with their anuses. But with special, custom prosthetic vaginas that they wear over their penises.

If you think I'm making this up, try googling it. Seriously.
"Hey Brianna, are you going to be entering the Queef Heaving competition this year?"
"Of course, Lana. It's my favorite day of the year!"

Queef Face 

A Queef Face is when the male eats out the girl’s pussy and right as she is about to cum she queefs right into his mouth
Dude sally gave me Queef Face!
Queef Face by SpedEx_express May 15, 2019