browning porcelain

taking a shit, destroying the the bowl and leaving the skidmarks for the next occupant.

sam: whats up daz?
daz: someone has been browning porcelain!
sam: lol

by dirtywizard April 13, 2011

jizzing percentage

the measurement of likeliness of getting laid or "cumming" in one's pants

she has a jizzing percentage of 80%

by EPrayer January 26, 2011

Procrastination purchase

A procrastination purchase, is a an unnecessary purchase of an item for the sole purpose of deviating from a set task or assignment.

Procrastination purchases generally involve online shopping.

I'll take a quick break from my assignment because I really need a new pair of jeans.

*Two hours and 150 dollars later*

Well that was a procrastination purchase, I should really do this essay, it's due tomorrow...

by RainbowSquiggy October 2, 2012

poesie pure

Pussy in the most pure form.

Mostly used to describe a beautiful bald pussy. Also used when eating or licking pussy.

Does she have a poesie pure?
Do you eat poesie pure, or do you like to put whipped cream on it?

by Pussy & co January 24, 2016

Depth Perception

Something anyone can say they don't have when they have trouble seeing something.

guy 1: Dude, whats wrong? You couldn't hit water if your fell out of a boat.
guy 2: Sorry, I have no depth perception in this lighting.

guy: Did you enjoy watching the movie last night?
girl: No, I had no depth perception.

by ToastyToast69 August 24, 2016

Peanut parcel

An awesome website that allows you to send a box full of peanuts to your friends.

Woah dude I just sent Jake a box of peanuts from peanut parcel .com! Can't wait to see his reaction!

by CrumblingCookies January 2, 2017

Collective purchasing

This is a group made up of like-minded people, who gang together to get economy of scale discounts for buying in bulk for specific goods, which they plan to purchase.

I can save money when collective purchasing

by allroundniceguy October 2, 2017