promise

A pain in the ass who likes to beat up a daddy named Camacho

Promise is a big dick daddy

by Zachary camachoe September 30, 2018

Promise

Something that is never broken
(but always is)

I promise to feed your dog

by Click here chicken January 20, 2019

promiscory note

An agreement to spread your legs "freely" for someone who loans you money if you are unable to repay said loan after a designated length of time.

Da prob with a promiscory note, of course, is dat you have no guarantee dat da chick to whom you lent da money will keep her word about "letting you milk her", any more than you could count on her paying you back da money she borrowed.

by QuacksO March 10, 2019

Promance

The date before prom, a time to practice dancing, sneak a breath mint: or have a ridiculous makeout session

Mom: How was the Promance, did you kiss?
Jeremy: Mom! It wasn't that long, I took her direcly to prom! It's not like we walked down the aisle...

by Doctor Fucker March 27, 2019

promise

something you cannot break. ever.

"ill be home by 7:15." "promise?" "promise."

by haillllie July 11, 2019

proman506

he is a godly roblox player

proman506 is op
proman506 is best

by proman506 the gamer July 15, 2019

Probasco

A last name that gets confused for a sex act

Guy 1: Let’s lookup Probasco on Urban Dictionary
Guy 2: It says your last name is a sex act where you use hot sauce as lube
Guy 1: I want to kill myself now

by StarAssass November 13, 2019