Professional Jew

Someone working within Jewish leadership, either at a Synagogue or Jewish Agency/Organization. One does not have to be Jewish to be a professional Jew.

My job as Cultural Arts director at the Jewish Community Center, makes me a professional Jew.

by Marty the Goy May 10, 2006

Protestant

The socially-acceptable form of heretic.

I really admire the Protestant work ethic. It'll come in handy when they're shoveling coal in hell.

by MrSolis January 8, 2013

antiwar protestor

Someone who was and is right. Someone who had the prescience and foresight to predict that the war in Iraq would come to no good, and would rather destabilize the entire mideast.
One who was harshly and wrongly criticized by those who do not have the balls to go and fight themselves, but have just enough cojones to bully others and talk tough.

One whos views will be validated by history.

How's that war going today, warmongers?? More innocent civilians and soldiers killed?? The hell you say! Now who could have predicted that???

by Veteran November 18, 2003

protestant

One who protests (pro-test-ant), hence once used often to describe those who objected to abuse of authority by the Church. As religious "Protestant" sects no longer protest as much, the alternate pronunciation has become common.

Being a gentle soul opposed to violence, she became a war protestant.

by Old Uncle Sammy July 3, 2003

Professional Retard

Someone who is a retard and very good at it. Usually gets paid for it.

Yo Cyril, ya fuckin professional retard!

by Steaver370 September 21, 2004

antiwar protestor

Someone who knows the horrors of war and its consiquinces. It's easy to say yoru pro-war when your just a person sitting abck watching the tv at home. However, by getting facts on war, you realize it is hell for the people who face it directly. War is not good but it will stay.

People who like war typically like Bush (One of the worste presidents according to an AP teacher).

by mikekk67 June 6, 2003

antiwar protestor

One who gives the impression of being against the use of force, but actually embraces it. For example, antiwar protestors actively decry the use of force against armed opponents of a foreign country, but actively support the use of force against unarmed citizens of their own country for the purpose of redistributing their wealth. They are typically the same ones who whine and gnash their teeth over guns, but yet ironically would be unable to force you to pay into various social programs were it not for the gun.

Jane Fonda was an antiwar protestor. Being a rich leftist, she was against the use of force, unless said force was used to redistribute your wealth into programs she deemed worthy.

by Vince October 30, 2004