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Parental tourette's

During a phonecall, or even a face to face conversation, a parent will randomly blurt out remonstrations to children in the background without warning or explanation.
It's easier to think of these as a disability affecting the group of people known as parents.
It afflicts men and women equally.
"...and I was telling Cindy that there was no way she would find a dress in that size but would she PUT YOUR BROTHER DOWN RIGHT NOW!! He's not a toy.
I'm so sorry about my parental tourette's there. Where was I? Right, so Cindy is a size 8 and..."
by Stogi March 8, 2021
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parecid

Vaguely and subtly similar in some manner that is not immediately obvious and does not necessarily reveal itself greatly upon further inspection. Rather, it is used to mock the similarity
Al Faghira: That stupidity and foolishness responding mobiauist and that asian drinker are so parecid.
Amazu Shambdi Hehehe: Yea. Never thought about that but that's... well... parecid...
by Galinial April 13, 2021
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Parench

N. A seating area at a park
Go sit at the parench.
by Blue Eyed Boatgirl May 10, 2021
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Paares

Very funny. Paares is a very kind and smart person who is good at everything. She is adventurous and gets mad easily (Sometimes)
Person 1:Woah she is so kind and smart, i wanna be her friend
Person 2:Yeah she must be a Paares
by me2lol May 15, 2021
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parent-jacking

When an annoying parent (mommy or daddy) tries to direct any conversation or activity into themselves as a parent, or of their children when it has nothing to do with the activity.
An example of parent-jacking
"Oh by the way, I just watched this hilarious new show on TV the other day"
"Oh, my Timmy is so cute when he watches TV. He always laughs and smiles at everything!"
by techyartsyman52 June 11, 2021
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parente

mega small penis, very gay, extra oily belly
ey, thats a parente right there!
yo, you sound like a parente right now
by eyoooooo June 17, 2021
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Pareish

She is her, her is she .. unique in her own way
You seen pareish today?

yeah, she is gorgeous
by i ate your kids July 25, 2021
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