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postmaro

After tomorrow
Postmaro, ima get that money!
by AmbiJen February 23, 2023
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polumptuis

Big/fat/juicy/ blown like a balloon
My ass is not very polumptuis
by Lilyassford March 11, 2023
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Postmorrow

I will meet you at your house postmorrow
by Hannah Steinmetz March 17, 2023
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postmodernism

Postmodernism is a philosophy that holds that there are no such things as truth, facts, or objective reality, and such concepts are oppressive tools of the white male power structure. A common postmodernist refrain is "Perception is reality". Rather than there being an objective reality that everyone is perceiving through lenses that can and do contain distortions, postmodernism teaches that reality is different for every person, and there is no such thing as a false narrative. An old expression says that "There are three sides to every story: yours, mine, and the cold, hard truth". Postmodernism gets rid of that third side. Everybody's worldview, right down to the mentally disturbed person screaming on the subway about the end times, is equally valid. Young-earth creationists, flat-earthers, anti-vaxxers, and Q-Anon cultists are taken seriously, and have followings, because of postmodernism. Before postmodernism, these people would have been roundly dismissed as idiots, and rational minds would set the record straight.

We went from there being three news channels that admittedly told a slanted narrative, to one where there are millions of "news sources" to choose from to fit your own personal narrative. And we went from one stifling, oppressive (usually religiously-driven) set of moral standards, to NO moral standards whatsoever, and complete moral relativism. Because no answers is better than one answer, and you must NEVER tell a person that they're wrong.
When I was a kid I was foolishly taught that the sky was blue, but now, thanks to postmodernism, I know that the sky is whatever color a person believes it to be.
by q359 June 25, 2023
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Posub

Posub, a feeling of rage or extreme anger and frustration
"I tried to explain that it was an accident, but there was no point the guy was already posub"
by Numptybumpty July 28, 2023
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Postmorrow

Today is Wednesday, so postmorrow is Friday!
by Licensed_Nerd January 22, 2024
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Possum

Used in place of Maybe, perchance or possibly
Friend One: Do you want to do anything tonight?
Friend Two: "Possum"
by Meat-_-Drop January 29, 2024
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