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Plopsicle

A fat, sweaty and hairy individual of any ethnicity that just sits and eats thus getting fatter and fatter. Over time the condition of the plopsicle gets more noticable and is more rare to be spotted as they start leaving the couch and the house less and less. Has all of the grosest phisical features imaginable.
"In a line at the grocery store"
Plopsicle: Move out of my way i got places to be
Man: Don't tell me what to do ya fukin plopsicle! And i know you don't have places to be.
Plopsicle: "starts to cry and run away but trips and cries some more"
by Lilblacboy May 18, 2015
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banana popsicle

doing well in a class or getting an A. meant to be used as an innuendo to confuse and or annoy others.
Bloop: Mr. Xavier gave me a banana popsicle
Ploob: Ooooooh that's the best
by blehemoth August 1, 2013
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Human popsicle

When a man slides his bedpost into his asshole and then has his girlfriend such his dick. Hence he is the popsicle and he is being sucked.
Me and my girl were tryna spice it up. I tried to be a human popsicle. Once that post tickled my prostate it was game over.
by Awesome sauce 69 December 2, 2020
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poopcycle

poopcycle- the sexuall act of pooping on top of or around the handle bars of a motorcycle with a partner and then preforming intercourse.
mike and jane are so dirty they went on a poopcycle ride last night
by JoeythaDon October 22, 2011
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Peepsicle

When you go out in the snow and become your own personal popsicle
Barry: Aw no Jim's gone out in the snow and frozen
Tom: He's a peepsicle!
by Kittykins March 11, 2012
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blue popsicle

Someone who eats a popsicle and says that they like the blue ones best not because of how it tastes but just because it is blue.
Bill only got that game system because everyone else has one, yet he doesn't even know the first thing about videogames. What a blue popsicle.
by Ralfo the Great! November 6, 2007
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Meat Popsicle

"Man, that guy has a MEAN meat popsicle!"
"Yeah, that's HUGE!"
"Sally, I'll give you 100 dollars to eat that meat popsicle!"
by Allabamevenon April 16, 2009
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