Palestining

People crying and playing the victim when expelling them out of your land/country, from whom you took it back by force, after centuries of them colonizing it.

They colonized my country for centuries ago, but we managed to take it back. Now they are crying and playing the victim, they are just palestining.

by occupy_palestine November 24, 2023

Palestine

Shitty land thief who thinks that Palestine belongs to them because they were there for more time even knowing that Israel was already there at 1100 BC.

Palestine defender: FREE PALESTINE!
Anyone with mental sanity: Fuck off. Israel was there before your religion was even created.

by TheMasterOfSecrets November 25, 2023

Palestinian

A very pale skinned individual from the island of Tinian, one of the three principal islands of the Commonwealth of the Northern Mariana Islands.

That guy was a pale skinned Tinian or palestinian. It seems like the number of palestinians is growing, probably because of climate change or global warming or something.

by Fumbles McStovepipe November 26, 2023

Palestine

A mythological non-country similar to other fantastical places such as Narnia, Westeros and Never Never Land. Although 3,500 years of history and archeological evidence points to the fact that this area is the Land of Israel and has always belonged to and been inhabitanted by Jews, Arab colonizers occupied it along with large swaths of the Levant and North Africa which they are not indigenous to either. Those known as Palestinians (read: terrorists) have a long and glorious history of approximately 59 years, during which they are primarily known for blowing themselves up, beheading children, stabbing civilians, firing kasam rockets, and car rammings. After these festivities die down, they participate in a rituals of crying after the inevitable consequences of their peaceful actions are dropped on their heads in the form of bombs (read: justice). Scientists predict that in the near future Palestine will disappear as magically as it came into being due to a naturally occurring phenomenon called the Nakba II.

Did you know that Palestine was the first country to put a man on the moon? Just kidding, it never existed

In 1996, Palestine adopted the phoenix as its national bird due to it's explosive tendencies and lack of existence

Palestine was the first country to introduce Russian dressing to the world. Later the Russians stole it from them but it had always been their dressing for hundreds of years!

by Zayin on Balestine December 4, 2023

Palestine

A country that never existed before its occupation

Guy 1: palestine is under occupation.
Guy 2: how if there was neber a fully indepented palestinian state?

by Ffpg December 6, 2023

Palestined

The act of creating terrorism or terrorists, and using it against its population, as well as against the population of neighboring countries.
The act of stealing money in especially large amounts allocated by various countries and international organizations.

Hamas palestined Gaza
Hamas palestined Israel
The people of Gaza palestined Hamas

Hamas palestined $13 billion dollars

by @neveroctober7 February 10, 2024

Palestined

When you take back something that has been Israeled from you

Someone stole my bike and Israeled it from me after he told everyone that bike was his because "If I don't steal it someone else would". I finally Palestined my own bike back

by Ipalestinedbackmyhouse February 11, 2024