a person whom is one with the pizza literally,
many people are one of these, tho they do not know it yet
many people are one of these, tho they do not know it yet
by olive pizza February 16, 2017

A pizza delivery person with crossed eyes that can drive and watch the road while at the same time identifing an address to deliver his pizza.
Dave has a handyman that does yard work for him that has pizza eye. He can cut the grass and watch the dogs at the same time.
by OneBigDaddy September 19, 2018

A kindly old blondie who, surprisingly, used to be the principal of Mckinnon Secondary. This is surprising because MSC is well known for its cruel and barbaric practices and has violated the Geneva Convention on many occasions. Either she is clueless on these events happening around her or he simply turns a blind eye to them, she is actively allowing these crimes to happen. It is theorized that Pizza Onion was brainwashed by Lachlan Noble and Richard Long duos a long time ago, perhaps somewhere in the early 1860’s using a mixture of coercion and interrogation techniques. Regardless, she does not care or does not know about the atrocities that were committed in McKinnon Secondary. She retired at the end of 2022 and now resides in her home and is regularly visited by her granddaughters.
Haruku: Hey bro, I think Pizza Onion was the only nice authority figure who seemed to be on our side this entire time.
Thomas: I know. I wish she started younger so we could still have her. I miss the days with her here.
Haruku: And now this ugly old man has full power over us.
Thomas: I hope he dies in a car accident.
Thomas: I know. I wish she started younger so we could still have her. I miss the days with her here.
Haruku: And now this ugly old man has full power over us.
Thomas: I hope he dies in a car accident.
by LeakedUrSecrets September 8, 2023

That bag of chips we got from the kebab shop last night was like blue pizza
Or
That thing looks like blue pizza
Or
That thing looks like blue pizza
by InTheKnow.07 March 7, 2021

The dark science of cutting a pizza unevenly, to your advantage, so that no one will notice that you got the bigger slice.
Cory has been dabbling in pizza manipulation. I used to be like him until I got called out at a party.
by Sweetcornz June 20, 2020

A delicious pizza shop on Port Rd in Adelaide, Australia. It has many different food options, and are all Italian styled.
by brooklynlikespizza October 5, 2017
