#2 Pencil

A gay man's dick.

Frank saw Jim down at the gay bar. He was trying to fill in a bubble sheet with his #2 pencil.

#2 Pencil by pitchforkjoe0 August 14, 2011

stuffed pencil 

you usually finish your work and treasure it.

Stuffed pencil - when i finish my work i keep it for as long as i can.

stuffed pencil by recool August 14, 2011

Builders pencil 

Violating the space between someone's ear and the side of their head with your phallus.

Sorry bro, I snuck into your room last night and gave it to you in the builders pencil.

Builders pencil by TC1991 November 7, 2012

vicious pencil 

when you stick yo dick in yo girls pussy and go as hard and as fast as you can. (this may leave a rash.)

"Dude I cant do it with Megan for a while"
"why bro she mad at you?"
"No man I just gave her a Vicious Pencil last night"
"Oh man that sucks, you should probaly just get a new girl for awhile"

vicious pencil by funky scissors May 6, 2014

Meat pencil

A human finger, typically the index finger; long with a tip. Your meat pencil is unique.

"Hey Carol, have you washed that fillet-o-fish scent off ya meat pencil?"
"She was sniffing her meat pencil because her son is in prison."
"Oh I wish I had never cut my meat pencil off."

cunny wofting finger grandma lunch box

Meat pencil by ElderCunny March 9, 2016

Thick Pencil 

A fat girl who has no curves but is still to big to wrap your arms around

"Hey man did you see Sam at the party last night?"
"Yeah dude she's a total Thick Pencil"
"Haha Ew"

Thick Pencil by BonnabelShade October 13, 2016

dry pencil 

hard core anal sex with an unlubed penis

the corner store was all out of lube so i had to dry pencil her so hard i chafed

dry pencil by dankmemekid42069austindoorfag June 11, 2016