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panic suit

A suit that is needed less than 24 hours before the event which it is being bought for begins. The specific suit in question is the one that will fit the person the suit is for, a suit which is almost invariably impossible to get hold of.
"I need to get a suit for this wedding tomorrow!"
"Please don't tell me you need a panic suit? You should have bought a suit ages ago!"
by Markatansky July 29, 2012
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gay panic party

when gay people have sex because they can't do anything else with their penis when they get excited
omg me and frank banged last night because of a gay panic party
by HR.T August 10, 2016
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Religious Existential Panic

The feeling / Emotion that occurs when there is a mere 5 minutes left until the Cheese Lord arrives and you're behind on the 50 gallon order of fondue he placed for his followers ritual checklist.
oh fuck guys, i'm only on gallon 40 and there's only 2 minutes left! my religious existential panic is through the roof right now
by Gay_floor_cracker August 19, 2025
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period panic

When a guy gets nervous that his girl’s period is on verge of happening. And he knows she has very harsh mood swings. You dead, bro.
Bro, why you sweatin’? You period panicking?
by Master Rob Sauce August 30, 2022
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panic pussy

When you’re so desperate for some pussy, you panic and call everyone you wanna fuck, until you get laid.
My friend wanted to have sex because he was desperate, he was calling me for some panic pussy”
by Strawberrrries February 7, 2023
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Panic Prince

An extremely anxious and/or clumsy boy, used as a nickname usually. Trust me, it’s an adorable pet name.
Male 1: Gah! Please don’t hurt me, I’m sorry..
Male 2: You’re such a Panic Prince.
by blackbird23 May 5, 2022
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satanic panic

When the Satanists panic and start throwing everything against the wall in order to try to distract and cause chaos because somebody somewhere took away something sacred to them.
The dawn of 2020 kicked off the largest, most extended satanic panic of all time.
by Objective-Reason Daddy October 24, 2023
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