suck my pumpkin

Something entirely family friendly that also has a vulgar sound to it that you can say on Halloween to someone who has no treat for you at their front door.
Hey there you cheap dipstick, why don’t you suck my pumpkin?
by Dr Bunnygirl April 11, 2021
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African Pumpkin Tossing

You: "Hey Mike, you see those Gorillas over there getting in some African Pumpkin Tossing between drive-bys?"
Mike: "Yeah, watch out though, looks like they're hungry"
by hanselhavoc April 03, 2009
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pumpkin head

a fat girl with a big butt
who flirts with boys that would NEVER like her!!!!!!

she often wears clothes that are NOT MEANT FOR BIG PPL!!!!! ewwww
dang!!!!! look at that pumpkin head over there!!!!
by verallie February 15, 2009
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Sailing on the Pumpkin Tide

Refers to becoming drunk while alone in order to enhance one's creative process. Probably originated in the webcomic Problem Slueth.
Person 1: Can you come over tonight?
Person 2: No, I've had some ideas rolling around so tonight is going to be for sailing on the pumpkin tide.
by Analog_man June 18, 2011
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Bacon Pumpkin Plumpkin

The rare art of receiving fellatio from a willing rotund woman while simultaneously shitting, wearing the head of a pumpkin costume and consuming bacon.
Matt: "Dude, the planets must have been in the proper alignment last night because I finally got a Bacon Pumpkin Plumpkin in the bathroom of the KFC!

Jim: Woah...thats the rarest of the rare, well done!
by suavedeboner July 02, 2012
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punch the pumpkin

I'm tired. I think it's time to punch the pumpkin.
by Peter Pocklington January 14, 2006
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