Pudding Lager

Piss weak lager.

I was driving later, so I stuck to the Pudding Lager.

by Nic September 25, 2003

anus pudding

What comes out of a womans bunghole, after her man ejaculates into it

Damn, there was anus pudding dripping out of me after that round of fun

by susie wong February 20, 2008

Pudding Pop

Pooping into one's hand and then slapping someone in the face with the same hand.

If you don't get your hands off my girlfriend, I'm going to pudding pop you right in the fucking mouth.

by King of the Barbarians October 16, 2008

The Pudding Whistler

First, obtain a rake with a fiberglass handle. Next, find a SandPro tractor. Put the new rake in the compartment supplied on the tractor. After a few hours of SandPro work, the rake should brake, leaving you with a frayed, splintered rake end. Ideally, the rake end would be about a foot long. Take the rake stub home - buy some pudding (snack packs, whatever). Fill the hollow rake stub with pudding. Insert the pudding filled handle into the woman's ass. Don't take it out till' she whistles, like a tea kettle.

...yeah I was just about to say, I gave her The Pudding Whistler last night and she whistled only 5 minutes in!

by vsepr August 12, 2006

panty pudding

Also refered to as "pudding of the panties", "oatmeal","cottage cheese" or "sour milk". Describes off colored chunks of vaginal secretions.

After a long hard night of spanking it, yanking it and twirkin it, my boyfriend asked what he felt in my pants, and i replied, "its nothing- just some panty pudding".

by romeo November 22, 2003

pudding fingers

The act of fingering the butthole while your partner has diarrhea. Making your fingers appear to be covered in chocolate "pudding".

I fingered her butt and got pudding fingers!

by Ezroh January 4, 2017

mama's pudding

a huge, stinky, dirty, infected, scum covered, chafing, bloody, poo-smoothie

Ey yo mayn, you eva get a case of da mama's pudding? Maynnnnnn, that shit is crazzzzzz-ee!!

by Omfg Dragonite January 12, 2009