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Poseur is the correct version of the more common "poser". The term is used for 2 reasons-

A) As an insult, used by one who is insecure and attempts to enhance their image by making people believe they have the authority to call someone else a poseur,

or

B) One who groups him or her self in a particular social clique in order to appear trendy or "edgy" but doesn't believe in the principals held by said clique and is only leeching onto it in order to avoid the social ridicule of not being part of a clique. A poseur will probably change their "style" once every 6 months, possibly more.

The common thread is insecurity- the insecurity to be yourself and be happy with it. Poseurs are the kinds of people who only appear "cool" to people who are just as insecure as they are. But no one ever found success lying to themselves for acceptance.
"Those mall punks are such poseurs, they have anarchy signs written all over their All-Stars, but nota single one of the retarded 8 year olds knows what it is, or that the sweatshopped armbands they all bought at Hot Topic support the system they claim to be rebelling against. Now lets go home and listen to some Yellowcard and cry so we can be hardcore," says the pussy emo kid with the rich parents and cute girlfriend, who has nothing to complain about, before I punch him.
poseur by Rudeboy May 20, 2004

Post and Run 

A post in a discussion forum without any contention; generally represented only by a link to actual content.
I have no original thought to share, so here is my statement:
URL
link
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Post and Run by Stepenpit June 4, 2004
Related Words
poser POS poseur Possums posh post post malone post up postwhore post hardcore

post a nut 

My wife and I were driving around when we decided to stop and post a nut in the back seat of our Honda Civic.
post a nut by Pete Ohia November 6, 2006

post-tap recap 

an in-depth debriefing of the previous night's sexual escapades
"Vintage, you get some last night? Let me get that post-tap recap son!"

posse comitotus 

How an idiot might spell posse comitatus
I like to rant about Waco and what a violation of posse comitotus, but I don't even know enough about posse comitatus to spell it correctly.
posse comitotus by 26thofJuly February 21, 2008

Post Pootum Depression 

The feeling of loss or emptiness one has after an epic bowel movement. This feeling can be accompanied by separation anxiety mixed with a feeling of euphoria. In most cases, a feeling of "lightness" or "lightening" may be experienced.
The day after eating at that Brazilian steakhouse followed by 2 cups of coffee I suffered from Post Pootum Depression.

Last night I sat staring at the wall, feeling empty, like a big part of me was just flushed away. I think I was suffering from Post Pootum Depression.
Post Pootum Depression by swivet February 5, 2010

poss got the gen herps 

Abbreviation for "I possibly have genital herpes." Can be serious or used as an excuse to not sleep with a less desirable mate.
Buddy: "Dude please tell me you stayed away from Sophie"
Victim: "She tried her best, but I told her I poss got the gen herps and problem solved"

Example 2
"Poss got the gen herps, 'sults in 'morrow"
"Told you not to get with Sophie"