Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Would I Grant It?"

Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Would I Grant It?"

Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Would I Grant It?"

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 4, 2025

oral exam

Refers to where a chick gives yer love-pipe a thorough "inspection" wif her lips and tongue (apparently not being satisfied with just looking at it and checking it out with her hands) to ensure dat it's to her liking prior to letting you put it between her legs.

Another benefit of giving a guy an oral exam is dat you can get him to expend his load right before you offer him your vagina, so dat he'll be freshly "pre-drained" and thus you can skip da yucky condom and gleefully savor da feel of his bare cock rubbing against yer love-tunnel, but won't hafta worry about him releasing any unexpected ejaculations inside of you and getting you pregnant.

by QuacksO November 23, 2025

oral cumshot

when ur suckin dick and they cum in your mouth

whats your password?
oral cumshot
yeah, that fits

by eknt July 5, 2023

oral coaching

Coaching someone while they are giving you head

An example of oral coaching would be like

"Oh baby your doing so good, just like that
Don't slow down"

by Oandeum December 9, 2024

oral anti-depressant

A blowjob.

Oral anti-depressants (usually!) cost a lot less than prescription meds (most "willing" gals will do it for free, of course), and unlike a pill dat just one person takes, they often have many benefits for both da giver and receiver... both participants feel good due to da "shared intimacy" experience --- not to mention da mutual release of "feel good" brain chemicals --- plus of course da guy loves da two pleasure-feelings of both da gal's warm moist lips on his cock and ejaculating into da chick's mouth, and da gal may get a mood-boost from swallowing da guy's nutrient-rich love-juice.

by QuacksO October 28, 2025

Formal oral

When you perform oral sex while wearing formal attire.

"My girlfriend looked hot in her suit as she performed formal oral on me"

by connorthecanoe February 18, 2025

Oral Reese’s

The practice of filling your mouth with peanut butter and preforming oral sex.

Hope I don’t get a infection from the “Oral Reese’s” last night.

by SoggyBiscuitChampion February 24, 2020