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Floor-Meeting

When your face meets the floor. Often occurs when you have purchased a carton of Smirnoff Double Blacks.

Also used to subtly imply you're going to get wasted. You would only use this term if there is someone around you don't want to know you're going to get inebriated.
B Rad: Shit man, I skulled that six-pack of Double Blacks and had about eighty floor-meetings.
Bettsy: Shatted

or

Dugong: (During church) Yo man, wanna come to a Floor-Meeting tonight?
Bettsy: Why not...Casual?
Dugong: Extreme Casual...
by Bettsy@Tnnm September 9, 2007
mugGet the Floor-Meetingmug.

cross the floor

to interrup the proceedings of Parliament by preventing the MPs from speaking.
Do not cross the floor; let the Parliament run its course.
by uttam maharjan May 12, 2010
mugGet the cross the floormug.

7th Floor Crew

If your ho only know
That she was getting fucked on the 7th floor
If that bitch only knew
The she was getting mutted by the whole damn crew
What would she do?
What would she do?
What happened to your bitch on the 7th floor ? The 7th floor crew fucked the shit out of her
by RogerGoodell April 24, 2020
mugGet the 7th Floor Crewmug.

Blood on the dance floor

A worthless techno band that only talks about sex, yet somehow passes with metal heads, emos, goths, etc.
Me: Hey whats up
Friend: Listening to Blood on the dance floor
Me: I want to twist your balls of and shove them so far down your throat you choke and die. Afterwards I will piss on your grave and break your Ipod.
by DarkHeart November 29, 2012
mugGet the Blood on the dance floormug.

The one floor rule

The understood rule that unless you are handicapped and cannot walk, you never take the elevator when only going one floor up or down. Failure to comply by this rule results in wasted time for all other elevator passengers, and will undoubtedly lead to death stares and possible bodily harm to said offender.
I was late for my big meeting because some idiot was too lazy to take the stairs and decided to break the one floor rule.
by Father MacKenzie February 23, 2010
mugGet the The one floor rulemug.

Blood on the Dance Floor.

Jill: I'm listening to Blood on the Dance Floor.

Jack: I'll personally push you down the hill, dump the pail of water on you, then beat you for a good 24 hours with the pail.
by G-Thing 1 February 27, 2011
mugGet the Blood on the Dance Floor.mug.

There's pee-pee on the floor

When you find that your beloved pet dog or cat has piddled (pissed, passed micturition, uranated, pottied, peed, etc.) all over the floor (the kitchen floor in particular; but carpeted floors throughout the house would still qualify), you sing this little jingle.
{Sung to the tune of the nursery rhyme, "The Farmer in the Dell"}:

♫ There's pee-pee on the floor, ♫

♫ There's pee-pee on the floor, ♫

♫ Don't step in the litter box ♫

♫ There's pee-pee on the floor, ♫
by Telephony August 31, 2016
mugGet the There's pee-pee on the floormug.

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