Laser My Ass

Laser my ass: A term generally used when someone needs to utilize a laser to scare a gerbil out of the rectum of another persons ass.

“Last night got a little carried away for a first date... I had to get John to ‘Laser My Ass’ to get the gerbil out of it.”

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turqoised my ass

When your ass gets eaten so good you can’t sit down

Alex: he turqoised my ass so good last night that I couldn’t sit down for the history test.

Cordar: he must have had a real good licken to that.

by Antiwack-man January 03, 2019

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by radical female May 21, 2014

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When something is difficult to understand. Similar to ''beyond me'' but with more gusto

How covid isnt a thing of the past yet is BMHA (beyond my hoe ass)

by ThomasCorey March 01, 2022

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An answer to when someone ask to define a word or sentance

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that feeling when your ass burns when you take a hard shit

man, i aint eating this biryani no more man, it feels like sauron in my ass

by chomumandem March 31, 2022

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The act of inserting a passion dust intimacy capsule into the anus instead of the vagina

"Girlllll, I told him to angel my ass before we try anal. Now I've been pooping glitter for a week."

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