Hey Brian. You may judge me because...you know, I’m homeless, and shit. It’s not pretty. But last night I drank a lava lamp and fucked a German shepherd. That may be no big deal to you but I won the gold at the homeless Olympics! So fuck you.
by Larry and Rex and Benny September 9, 2018
Get the The Homeless Olympics mug.The imaginary olympics for Thai people who think they won gold medals because of being able to eat spicy food.
Thai person: Can you eat spicy food?
Tourist: No,you guys have already won all gold medals in Spicy Food Olympics.Right on!
Tourist: No,you guys have already won all gold medals in Spicy Food Olympics.Right on!
by Kermode Bear September 27, 2018
Get the Spicy Food Olympics mug.Related Words
Olympics • Olympia • Olyvia • Oly • Olympe • OlympicZero • olympus • Olya • Olympic torch • Olympia High School
Also known as the Daytona 500, NASCAR’s biggest day! Kind of cool to see, even if you're not a fan. Many go for the wrecks that you can experience without actually being in them. Food, beer and Merch are also a draw. People watching is as much fun as the race its self.
by Sonicbo0mz February 14, 2021
Get the Left Turn Olympics mug.by Bigdaddywithaflopper July 30, 2021
Get the ball tag olympics mug.by Paulbunioned June 3, 2023
Get the Passing the Olympic Torch mug.by sinrlifemattrs March 7, 2026
Get the The Literal Olympics mug.The weaponization of radical critique within anti-racist or activist circles, where people are coerced into performative deconstruction under threat of social or ideological exile.
“Bro showed up to the protest and next thing you know he’s crying during the Coerced Deconstruction Olympics because he didn’t use the right pronouns and forgot to say he benefits from colonialism.”
by Moonman743 June 12, 2025
Get the Coerced Deconstruction Olympics mug.