Office Space Syndrome

A condition which occurs primarily in white collar corporate environments where deserving, qualified employees are either passed over for promotion or have their employment terminated outright while their comparatively apathetic or indifferent peers achieve financial and/or occupational success.

Peter is frequently tardy or absent from work while Michael and Samir are punctual, reliable workers. Peter is promoted, but Michael and Samir are fired in order to cut costs. Peter has been the beneficiary of Office Space Syndrome while Michael and Samir were the victims of it.

by HaroldTheOx June 7, 2010

office talent

Office talent is a hot babe in the office. A real corporate smoke show. Any age any race. Office hot.

Kevin: Mo did you see that babe.. wonder where she works?

Mo: Probably SalesForce they got a lot of Office Talent.

by Momili October 31, 2013

jag-officer

1. a law enforcement professional, that can't help but be a total jag-off in any situation.

2. a cop, state patrol, narc, detective, and even the useless guards in a a courtroom, that get their kicks by being a jag-off.

"In front of the judge, the jag-officer smiled each time one of the people he ticketed stood up to plea their case."

by P Bullets July 8, 2010

LPD Officer

The worst law enforcement officers in the State of Mayflower.

I bet they’re an LPD Officer.

That LPD Officer deals guns.

by memecatdiscord December 18, 2018

Kurtsworld96 official Dischord server

A server full of horny teenagers who like to say gay slurs.

Did you know the Kurtsworld96 official dischord server also doubles as a Danny Gonzalez Fan server?

by billlieonair June 29, 2022

Haunted Post Office

An unusual sex act developed in the late seventies. It involves a man wearing a white sheet to make him resemble a ghost. He then has sex with a woman. Ideally, the sex will take place in an actual post office. As he climaxes, he cums into an envelope. He takes this envelope and and mails it to his sex partner's mother.

Mary and I did some freaky stuff last night, we even tried a Haunted Post Office.

by CzarIvan12 November 21, 2011

Offical

An office cubical that has walls but no ceiling.

Your manager says... "Please step into my offical."

by Cube girl April 13, 2010