Office-Pirate

One, as such, who steals the praise and reward of another's hard work in office-type situations.

When Ron presented an idea made by a subordinant, he took all the praise of a job well done; thus leading to his new title: the office-pirate.

by j razz December 26, 2008

Office Slang

Any 'slang' used on the hit NBC show "The Office", most are inside jokes that you don't understand unless you watch the show or work for Dunder Mifflin Paper Company (see I just used office slang). Luncc Updawg Yeppers

Office Slang Example:

Is it me or does it smell like Updawg in Here?

What's Updawg?

Nothin' much what's up with you?

by Juicifer November 10, 2007

Office Band-Aid

Noun;
Created Most Often With A Post-It Note (The Cotton) and Some Scotch Tape.

A Bandage made with office supplies,Usually when an appropriate bandage is not available.

I got a really bad papercut, I had to use an office band-aid

by Infinigeek November 14, 2007

post officer

an employee of the United States Postal Service

Oi chungo! you a Post Officer?

by Pesta Mesta December 30, 2018

office space

(v. followed by an object) to obliterate an inanimate object of your frustration for its failure to work. Based on the film Office Space.

I office spaced my DVD player when it didn't work anymore.

I like to office space things when I cannot stand them anymore.

by Ereck Flowers April 7, 2011

Beat Office

To seek personal sexual gratification in the workplace

My boss is stressing me out, but I'll feel better once I go beat office.

by Ollie Tabooger_42 July 15, 2011

officer friendly

the name of the police officer who unjustly beat, arrested, or even killed someone. Made famous by Jello Biafra and punk bands like leftover crack

We were just leaving the show when officer friendly beat me across the head with his billy club.

by EVC June 28, 2007