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John xina

Mao Zedong but with John Cena's face
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by 2kNiggasVC September 25, 2021
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John Coltrane

Quite possible one of the best jazz musicians ever. Played with miles and McCoy Tyner.
Start out with blue trane.
by 10 December 26, 2004
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john kern

A square headed fien who will steal your money and shit in a urnal who also has cow utters for nipples
Someone just took a shit on the bathroom floor and left 4 sponges for the janitors to clean it up who was it . Oh That was John Kern
by Rowley Doofmister November 22, 2018
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John Gabriel

He is kind and humble. He have a lot of moles. The most attractive part is the mole on his lower right eye. John Gabriel is God fearing. He loves his mom and he have a lot of dream. "We must" is his favorite thing to say when there are a lot of things happening to him.
Whenever there are things we can't control someone is believing in him that he can do whatever he wants soon. He will fly so high and will make himself proud.

John Gabriel have a potential to be a successful man in the future. He will because he can.

He will definitely make you fall in love so deeply until you cannot escape.
Amazing living man. He is a cool person and loves making funny and dirty jokes to his one and only. His nose is pointed and his lower lip is pouty sometimes. John Gabriel has the best smile.
by Fifi_YourAngel_Mahal_ADM June 7, 2021
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John Marstoned

When a certain character, antagonist, or protagonist gets shot multiple times by multiple people, either by automatic or single fire weapons. Used summarily in surprise or shock.
"Holy Sh*t! He just got John Marstoned!"
by Fwuffy Kitten September 28, 2021
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John Newman

A talented English singer. He is best know for his single, "Love Me Again," which has been an hit in many European countries and has peaked at #1 in the UK charts.
The U.S. has yet to discover John Newman.
by WritingByTheStorm December 27, 2013
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Humming John

A senile man who hums random nonsense sounds for no apparent reason.
1) Is that guy drunk? No he is just a Humming John.
2) What is that awful noise coming those garbage cans... oh wait its just a homeless Humming John.
by Suburban Policy October 16, 2012
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