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The great shitfuckening

When you’re already in some deep shit and it gets even worse
Hannah: whats wrong?
Bradley: as if this day couldn’t get worse, the great shitfuckening has come upon my soul
by Blgeek March 13, 2020
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The Great Mygration

A widespread social networking event during the late 2000's where nearly everyone but a few indie bands (who have since Mygrated as well) dumped everyone's favorite site Myspace for shiny new ones, like Facebook, Twitter Tumblr, etc. -- ones that forced users to put on their big boy pants and use their actual names and pictures instead of unsearchable poopsmears.

Reasons for the Mygration were manifold, and although there was a time when many people had both (Myspace and other SN sites), backers of each in the younger crowd would trash-talk the others as vehemently as their keyboards and playground insults could allow. Fortunately, Facebook (among other sites) was aimed at an older demographic than Myspace, and as there was an actual higher age gate to get a page in the first place, many found they could tune out the middle-schoolers by simply leaving them behind. And as more and more people committed to the switchover, Myspace became emptier and emptier, leaving it the shell of its former self that it is today.
Bob: Hey Mary, I tried for hours, but I just can't find your Myspace.

Mary: What?? It's easy dawg, I'm "xxxLiL'BiZzY gOt$ 2 $WaGgGxxx". (profile pic is a 20-pixel jpeg of someone else's car from a Google image search)

Bob: "...Oh, ok." (searches profile, finds chaotic, seizure-inducing monstrosity with mismatched fonts, cringe-worthy layouts, and links to other such terrible pages).

Bob: "Fuck it, I'm going to Facebook." (thus begins The Great Mygration)
by D Mo Drummer July 18, 2014
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Instaham is great

A super swag Swedish artist with a totally healthy obsession with Garfield
Guy 1: Did you hear Instaham Is Great posted again?
Guy 2: Yeah, I’m totally not concerned!
by Penisman91038 August 7, 2021
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Great Ape

A Great Ape is a form the saiyans can take on where they grow in size and become very powerful. This form is accessed when a saiyan with their tail still attached looks at a full moon. A saiyans Great Ape form is considered to be one of the most if not the most strongest form a sayian can take on probably right below SSJ god but most saiyans don't have control over this form losing their mind but getting back from that with overwhelming beastly power,but you can get control over it and keep your intelligence. But their is another form like the Great Ape called "The Akari Transformation". The Akari Transformation is a version of the Great Ape where you get the raw power of a Great Ape without turning into one so you keep your speed and agility. this form was accessed by broly. But their is one last form called "SSJ4" which is just like The Akari Transformation but maybe even stronger this form was shown in "Dragon Ball GT".
Great Ape/users any saiyan with a tail

The Akari Transformation users/Broly DBS

SSJ4 users/Goku and Vegeta
by Raage June 17, 2022
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The Great Wedding

The wedding betweent Diandra and the Great "Two Bagger"
Guy 1 "The Great Wedding is going to be great"
Guy 2 "yeah."
by Bilal123 December 8, 2010
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Great Falls

Great Falls,Montana. Sure, its no Bozeman or Missoula when it comes to college towns, but we make it up with beer drinking and heart sinking.....How about that, Lash Laroux? Can you keep your spurs from jingling and jangling?
The only city in the US where drunk driving is an extreme sport!
by Matty July 9, 2004
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The Great Reset

A plan by one group of super-rich twunts to finally address climate change but ultimately keep the capitalist status quo, which other super-rich twunts (e.g. coal, gas, oil, and media outlets owned by the likes of Rupert Murdoch) don't want (for obvious reasons) and so are spinning as the dreaded (*spooky thunder*) Marxism/Socialism/Communism.

Whereas, in fact, The Great Reset will probably never take off and if it does it would merely be the cliched Band-aid on a gaping wound and not seriously address the systemic symptoms of Capitalism. e.g. the ever growing disparity between the rich and the poor.

Either way, the rich get richer and the poor get poorer and anyone buying into The Great Reset or the opposing propaganda are being played like fiddles.
The Great Reset in Bill Gates' plan to microchip us all and enslave us
by Sven Svenkill December 21, 2020
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