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German wax

The pubic hairstyle where there is no hair left, worn by more women than men. This result cannot only be achieved by waxing, but also by shaving, plucking and depilating or by permanent techniques that involve either chemicals or high-energy light (“lasers”). It appeared throughout history and cultures for aesthetic and hygienic reasons, but is probably most popular today.

It is often confused with the Brazilian wax, but The Brazilian may leave a tiny strip of hair, known as landing strip, mohawk, pinstripe or pencil cut. The Hollywood wax or just The Hollywood, however, is the same as the German wax. Other colloquial synonyms include Full Monty (because everything is gone), Kojak or Yul Brynner (bald actors), Bald Eagle, White Tiger and Sphinx.
In Hollywood, there are Brazilians getting German waxes.
by Crissov January 30, 2014
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german laugh

When you see something mildly funny, and react by releasing a quick and strong single breath through your nose.
"Most of the memes on r/funny only produce a german laugh anymore."
by Exzentrik August 5, 2022
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Spicy German

A term for nazis used to avoid bans on social media, usually referring to modern neo-nazis known to appropriate Norse culture and symbols.
There is a big difference between Norse Pagans and Spicy Germans
by Fredd82 January 22, 2022
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german flag

a german flag is when someone is pooping and peeing on their period, the colors of the poop, pee, and blood being similar to the colors on the german flag.
"i just did the most massive german flag ever"

"omg really send proof rn"
by tangysjuice September 30, 2023
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German Tabletop

The act of eating a girls vagina out, then snorting a line of coke along her belly and between her titties.
Did you hear? John Stewart pulled off a German Tabletop!
by Zak Kirkup March 9, 2021
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Decapitating the german

- Jim, what are you doing?!
- Nothing, just decapitating the german.
by kubik23_23 February 11, 2018
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German Corndog

The act of pooping into a pog case or other such penile shaped container (or inserting your member into a fecal filled rectum) and placing one's shaft inside. Then pull your shit covered penis out and there you have it. The insertion of a popscicle stick into ones urethra is optional and preferred for the authentic german experience. If you put pam on the inside of the container the shit slides out better. (German because of poop in place of corn, and penis in place of hotdog)
SziPhi:We went totally nuts with those german corndogs last night!
Vash:I know, I still have wood splinters in my urethra.
SziPhi:Next time I won't bite all the way through the feces; you should have less shaft scarring that way.
Vash:Yeah. I've already lost 3 inches to date.
by Wal-Mart June 13, 2005
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