Jared

So easy to love yet so hard to beat in a fight. Big kid, big personality, big talent, big ego. Confidence radiates stronger than the sun. Don’t know why every girl couldn’t go after Jared. Usually has a really hot girlfriend who’s out of his league, but he only uses that to make himself more confident. Who wouldn’t love him?

Oh my god I love Jared.

by Anonymous21166 January 11, 2022

Jared

A nigga who boofs all day and eats beans while running from linda

JARED COME UP STAIRS NOWI SMELL VAPE

by jaredfriesen December 17, 2019

Jared

stupid fucking asshole that doesnt know what "no" means

that guys such a jared man

by skjssnne February 5, 2020

Jared

This man one bold ass mf like bro lost his hairs to a cracked out barber bro.

Person1: That guy got a jared.
Person 2: damn wtf, his barber be on that crack head shit!

by Jumping jackin mf November 21, 2021

I wish I was Jared, 19

This phrase can be seen in the comment section of outrageous or otherwise shocking posts to express disturbance, confusion, or surprise. It refers to the popular vine “My name is Jared, I’m 19, and I never learned how to fucking read”

*A tweet vividly describing someones sexual fantasy involving feet, motor oil, 13 male strippers, toothpaste, used toilet paper, and a bidet*

Comment section:
“Man, I wish I was Jared, 19”

by Seen_too_much June 7, 2024

Jared

A drunken simp with a tiny dick who doesnt take no for an answer. he gets no bitches, but he has nice hair. the kinda dude who will send you some lil peep at 3 am cuz hes simping over the fact that you dont want him

ohoh Jared is fucked up and about to ruin everyone's night again

by anonymous April 3, 2022

Jared

Manipulative, Asshole, probably a dude that would try to finger a bitch on a first date.
Probably someone who would guilt trip you into staying them by forcefully bringing you gifts you never asked for.

“Bro did you hear Jared got cheated on?

Man that sucks, he was pussy whipped anyway.”

by pineappleexpress333 October 8, 2022