crap static

The friction created as two turds hustle to be first to pass through the sphincter, often resulting in severe wind.

Woah i had a bad case of crapstatic gas this morning.

by SwishFish July 20, 2004

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crap salad

something unbelievably false or unfair. a nicer way to say bullshit.

i can't believe i have to work two weekends in a row. that's such crap salad.

by "the ryan" October 28, 2007

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1. A corruption of the phrase "Jesus Christ!"
2. An exclamation usually used after one had been owned.
3. Said after an incredible event/an event thought to never occur.

"Jesus crap!" may be used in the same manner as Sweet Jesus, but only sparingly.

"Dude, Golden Corral burnt down yesterday."
"Jesus crap!"

"Jesus crap! They got friggin' owned!"

by T3GM January 8, 2009

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alcho-crap

The alcho-crap is what happens after you have a right skinful...after youve dragged yourself out of bed on the following day.. you have a sudden urge to shit...and its usually a runny consistency..with a very definite sweet smell.

Lise 'fucking hell youve stunk the toliet out'
Elayne 'i know... you cant beat an alcho-crap'

by Lise Pikey July 5, 2009

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