tree knee

condition exhibited by snow-sport enthusiasts (mainly snowboarders, but sometimes skiiers) consisting of a bruised knee caused by repeated collisions with trees in the backcountry

Joe got a serious case of tree knee after a day of shredding pow off the groomed runs.

by dinky jones February 13, 2010

Knees worthy

A comment a girl will make regarding a guy she'd be willing to perform fellatio upon.

I never sleep with a guy on the first date, but last night he was definitely knees worthy! smack lips

by Clip06 November 30, 2010

fire knees

When you’re officially old and your knees feel like fire after light exercise

Homie. I’m officially old as shit. My fire knees are Jacked Up from playing that tiny amount of basketball.

by pattykakes March 18, 2022

council knees

the overstretched knee area of a pair of tight trousers or leggings, usually caused by being grossly over worn

look at the council knees on that tramp

by jon ronson July 29, 2006

Knee lunch

This is when you get on your knees and eat somebody’s crotch out.

What’re you having? Knee lunch hopefully

by _Schrödinger_ July 30, 2021

knee hockey

A game played by children, as well as teens, where all players hold a small hockey stick that is the appropriate length to use when on one's knees. It is ideally played full contact, but leaving one's knees is a violation of the rules. It is an Americanized version of the Canadian game {{mini-sticks}}, and is commonly played in basements across the Midwest, New England, the Mid-Atlantic and throughout the United States.

At out of town youth hockey tournaments, players often bring small nets and sticks so they can play knee hockey in the hotel hallways.

by JewyJewsteinInMD May 3, 2021

Knee grow

Its a condition in which a knee grows.

Guy: hey Kyle what do you hate the most
Kyle: definitely (knee grow)s, hate having one

by Moeb03 December 16, 2022