Skip to main content

Tree Nine

A legendary tree at UC Santa Cruz located above College Nine. The story goes something like this: There once was a young girl who had just turned nine years old. On her ninth birthday she took a walk in the woods that today lie at the top of the UCSC campus. Along her way she found an enormous pine tree that reached high above all the other trees around it. She was fascinated by the spiraling formation of the branches as her gaze moved up to the tippy top of the tree. Being the adventurous girl that she was, she decided to climb to the top. She got all the way to the top and was amazed at the beautiful sight. She could see all the way across the bay to Monteray. As this girl, on her ninth birthday, was descending Tree Nine, her foot took a fatal slip and she fell all the way to the bottom, hitting nine branches along the way. The impact of this great fall killed her, and it is said to this day that if one goes to Tree Nine, they can sometimes see her hiding in the spiraling branches.
If you believe in ghost stories, don't climb Tree Nine!
by zanny May 26, 2004
mugGet the Tree Nine mug.

I could of had nine babies

A term used when a woman comments on how long since she has menstruated.
Yo I could of had nine babies since then!!!!
by aodhl April 17, 2008
mugGet the I could of had nine babies mug.

three six nine

I'm not going to put up with that motherfucking three six nine.
by DDR JESUS July 8, 2003
mugGet the three six nine mug.

lick my nine

An act of someone referring to themselves as "hot" in some way by reffering to their nipple as a beatiful thing.
mike: LOOK it's that kid we planned to "befriend"

Ben: I'll get him to lick my nine

mike: eww, kinky
by Miklus April 25, 2006
mugGet the lick my nine mug.

ice-nine

The name of one of the best, if the not the best unknown bands out there. They are seriously a great band to listen to when you just want to mellow out, jump around, or listen to a damn good band!
Did you see the Ice-Nine show last night? It was fuckin awesome!
by terd April 25, 2005
mugGet the ice-nine mug.

Giuliani Nine-Eleven

Like a Bakers Dozen for eleven things instead of thirteen.
Adding one more to a 12 makes it a bakers dozen. Adding one more to 10 makes it a Giuliani 9/11.
Well, we thought Lady was just going to have 10 puppies but there was one more to make it a Giuliani Nine-Eleven.
by jess v November 29, 2007
mugGet the Giuliani Nine-Eleven mug.

Nine Inch Nails

So this fag named Trent Reznor is worshipped as a music god bescause he can "sing" the gay "OMG they are so deep and emotional and penetrating LAWLZ, I <3 T.R. 4 Lyfe "lyrics some corporation (probably Virgin Records or RCA) wrote for him and tells him to sing. He is the Ashley Simpson of industrial rock or whatever the fuck his gay music is called. Its not heavy, its not metal, its just plain shit. Who cares if he can play the keyboard and yell and scream and throw temper tantrums on stage, Trent Reznor is just a fag who does drugs, sucks the dick of the singer of pearl jam and supposedly writes songs about profound topics, but they are all really about how badly he misses getting raped by his drunk uncles. Now he is worshipped by mall goths who cant like a band unless they have at least two of that bands shirts in black from hot topic.
NIN fan #1: OMG i luv Trent Reznor, i want to suck his dick

NIN fan #2: oh god yes i want to suck his dick too

NIN fan #1: im so upset, my dad didnt have buttsex with me
last night

NIN fan #2: WTF man, liek thats so unfair, report him dewd

NIN fan #1: well i did get to suck his cum from my brothers ass, and he knows that turns me on so badly

NIN fan #2: oh, man that turns me on too, lets listen to som trapt cuz we are underground and kvlt as fux

NIN fan #1: fuck yeah, were so angsty and mysterious and dark, nobody can decipher how we feel because they are busy reading our sweet hot topic shirts with a sarcastic slogan on the front

NIN fan #2: i got it, im going to take a shit, freeze it and use it as a dildo on you while we listen to our super deep and emotional and underground NIN records

NIN fan #1: way ahead of ya brahski, you want my green poop from last night or the peanut crunch?

NINE INCH NAILS FUCKING SUCK
by Reginald Q. Niggerton December 14, 2008
mugGet the Nine Inch Nails mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email