nerd

the sexiest social class of them all
are awesome and DO NOT HAVE SMALL PENISES

(example)
girl-i love nerds

guy-*smiles* i know...

girl-let's see that nerd cock

guy-*pulls out dick* THUMP!

girl-*jaw drops* DAAAAAYYYUMMMM

*insert night fun*

by loves me some nerd December 16, 2008

Nerd's nest

A tangled cluster of wires resembling a bird's nest, usually but not necessarily found at the back of a computer.

I tried to unplug my old mouse, but its such a nerd's nest back there that my speakers came unplugged.

by Hari February 28, 2005

Nerd Cred

The points you get by doing nerdy things. Makes you cooler and able to have lengthy discussions with other nerds.

"My nerd cred is going to significantly diminish if I don't see the Doctor Who finale tonight!"

by ChameleonCircuit1963 February 24, 2012

Nerd Sex

When two Nerds hold hands or cuddle

"are they going out?"

"No, they're just having nerd sex"

by COOLGUYYANO February 10, 2012

safety nerd

A person who lives, breathes and thinks about workplace safety to an unhealthy and unsociable extent. Always on the lookout to get "musculo-skeletal disorder" into ordinary conversation in the deluded hope the person listening will be impressed. Avoided at parties.

"I thought we'd get something done in the meeting, but it was wall-to-wall safety nerds: I thought my brain was going to explode after an hour.

by ColF July 6, 2006

Neo-Nerd

A new evolution of the traditional nerd, the neo-nerd is one who grew up being bullied for various social offenses of the day (ie. playing Dungeons and Dragons, playing a “wussy instrument” like the tuba, collecting stamps, etc.) and now as an adult assimilates into society and uses the skills or knowledge from his nerd experiences to make life better for the greater public. The very essence of what it is to be cool in the modern age.

Wow! That neo-nerd just fixed my iPhone and didn't charge me for it.

by Two Dorky Dads December 3, 2016

nerdball

Funny to a good quality, and humble about it.

I'm a total nerdball.

by Hose' June 22, 2005