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Jasauni Nelson

A unique example of self awareness and discipline to the dreams and aspirations of himself compassion and understanding for others most importantly the positive empowerment of words that creates motivation that is Jasauni Nelson
by 1705 July 27, 2023
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Nelson

Nelson is typically a little femboy that struggles to make friends. His day to day begins with waking up with a wet pillow, as he cried himslef to sleep the previous night. He then proceeds to eat a 5 course meal for breakfast because he is plus sized as a motherfucker. When he gets to school, all of his "friends" tell him to kill himself. He never listens, for some reason, as he thinks he has any worth in this world (he does not). Nelson was conceived on accident. A bit of precum seeped through a tiny hole in the condom, and nelson managed to swim all the way up to the ovaries despite the universe's best efforts to prevent this, as precum is literally more useful as a handwash than nelson.
Oh look, it's Nelson. The world would be a better place if he killed himself
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Happy Nelson

A bowel movement that is so explosive that it causes you to cum uncontrollably.
Hey Stacy, I would go out with you tonight, but I happy nelsoned my pants in the bathroom.
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Jalen nelson

the boyfriend to jazelle Neal and a yummy kid
hmmm I want me a peice of that Jalen nelson
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Nelson

Nelson feels nothing
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Jason Nelson

Also known as "The Hammer* is a God in between the sheets. If an organization is 2hat you're looking for, be prepared for multiples!
I brought this guy home from the bar last night in hopes of some great security. He was nowhere near the Jason Nelson I had the other week. What a disappointment .
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Nelson

A Nelson is a kid with severe brain damage
Look at Isaac Next to Nelson. Isaac Looks so cute

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