musaruf

Elevated; Honored. Usually tempered.

A Musaruf will kill me.

by TheSilentLegend March 13, 2017

mustard cap

When cum hardens over the urethra after sex or maturbation, allowing no urine to pass through, or splitting it in to multiple streams.

I passed out after having sex, and now I have a wicked mustard cap.

by condimentqueen April 2, 2017

mustard dick

When you accidentally drip mustard off of a pretzel onto your crotch.

"Aw man I just mustard dicked myself!"

by Big Booty Shaker 69 April 5, 2017

mustardbaiting

When a person makes a clickbait video but instead of something unrelated to get views its a picture of mustard.

I use mustardbaiting to get views.

by Rick C-139 September 16, 2017

mustardbation

when someone uses mustard as lubricant during masturbation

Baby get the mustard I got to practice my mustardbation technique

by Tj boi dillic June 9, 2017

Musifart

When you fart and it sounds like a letter from the musical alphabet. It normally sounds like a "toot" sound and when you keep doing it, it forms a song. The song is called gasolo and can either be very long, depending on how much Taco Bell or Chipotle you eat, or can be short and smell like 1 billion dumpsters.

After I had that Taco Bell, I let out a really big Musifart that made everyone die for a few hours. Oh wait, *toots* that was one now!

by tabbyanddr.fartscientist June 14, 2017

mustard cock

When sperm dries and hardens on your penis.

Hey mark how do I get rid of mustard cock?

by Bdwjbdgwjsb April 22, 2018